Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML
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Bloodknight
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Take it as a compliment, haha!
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xoxcinderellaxox
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i would have surprised them by speaking to them in chinese and tell them an awesome comeback to shut them up then walked right out.
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kurogane_fml
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youaresofucked
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Yeah OP. If someone is taking about banging you, you should feel great.
I love people to talk about screwing me once in a while.
I love people to talk about screwing me once in a while.
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lizzilla8297
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you shouldve just burst into their conversation in perfect Chinese.
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imway2sexy4u
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op you shoulda said im sorry i dont like asian chodes inside of me =D
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ZTB13
| 4
GANGBANG!!!!
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dakins
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ur disturbing
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iilopez
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I would of said something in Chinese to them I can understand you assholes and left
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gress269
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I would've just joined the conversation and been like: "Ha, yea, totally!"
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sevenalive
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not a fml at all. it would be a fml if they were insulting you.
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T9FTW
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They were probably gonna rape her...
Nah, OP just can't take a compliment
Nah, OP just can't take a compliment
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Bloodknight
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scotty1234
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your 19 or 20 so why are you drinking
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101autie
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Ddamn mayb i know why... cus he lives in fucking Vvvvvvvegas!!!! who doesnt!
or maybe its fake.... doubt that tho bitch
or maybe its fake.... doubt that tho bitch
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cmw_69
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83- they weren't drinking smart one they were eating dinner , so you just knew, huh?
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Caitlyn36
| 8
hes talkin about 5, idiot.
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ZoeElizabeth
| 0
He is 21 dumb ass. Look on his profile.
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MidnightKnight
| 6
109- That comment was posted two years ago, he obviously wasn't 21 then.
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Riku714
| 25
If I could type it, I would snap my fingers.
Oh wait.
*snaps fingers* oh no she didn't!
Oh wait.
*snaps fingers* oh no she didn't!
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debo123
| 0
I wouldn't be so upset at that.
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PublicEnemy961
| 0
lame
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Mx_Rider
| 6
HAH! this is not an fml. good for u they think ur hot nowww time for a gang bang! :D
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madgrinchhatter
| 12
You might be right. Google "college girl gangbanged chinese guys".
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cocky
| 0
You should've responded in Chinese by saying, "Too bad I wouldn't feel your tiny Asian dicks!" Buhahahaha.
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diet_otaku
| 0
haha yes! the best thing to do in those situations is to join the conversation in the language they're speaking.
alternately, if they're hot, get some chinese dickings. :9
alternately, if they're hot, get some chinese dickings. :9
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mangotron
| 0
lol pwnt
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james0310
| 0
good point... lol
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toomanynouns
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Excellent response!
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MudPuddleMica
| 0
win!
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NeOnBluRrYyRaiiN
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score.! more like it
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UsernameInCanada
| 7
Chinese is not a language. There are many different languages in China, the most popular bring mandarin and Cantonese, which she probably spoke.
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Fooey_214
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Nobody cares
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cmac86
| 23
and the problem here is?....
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Mx_Rider
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lmfao number 10
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kadeouir
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If one of them was your friend y didn't he know u major in Chinese?
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i_love_grrr
| 0
trur
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AlaskanBabyDoll
| 11
It says "Too bad none of his FRIENDS knew that."
Learn to read.
Learn to read.
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lil_ham1644
| 29
Yes, but why would her friend let them continue if he knew she understood?
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ddlovatolover
| 23
Because it's fun, duh, and there's no harm done.