FML : Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were...

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Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NiHao - / Monday 28 September 2009 03:16 / Canada

Intimacy

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By Bloodknight | 22

#591295 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:28

Take it as a compliment, haha!

By xoxcinderellaxox | 0

#591398 - Monday 28 September 2009 11:00

i would have surprised them by speaking to them in chinese and tell them an awesome comeback to shut them up then walked right out.

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By kurogane_fml | 0

#591261 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

youaresofucked | 0

#593924 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:39

Yeah OP. If someone is taking about banging you, you should feel great.

I love people to talk about screwing me once in a while.

lizzilla8297 | 2

#1129062 - Friday 23 July 2010 17:01

you shouldve just burst into their conversation in perfect Chinese.

imway2sexy4u | 0

#1152749 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 16:54

op you shoulda said im sorry i dont like asian chodes inside of me =D

ZTB13 | 4

#1713930 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 15:04

GANGBANG!!!!

dakins | 0

#2531184 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:58

ur disturbing

iilopez | 0

#2783783 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 7:29

I would of said something in Chinese to them I can understand you assholes and left

gress269 | 4

#3969456 - Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:47

I would've just joined the conversation and been like: "Ha, yea, totally!"

By sevenalive | 0

#591282 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:22

not a fml at all. it would be a fml if they were insulting you.

T9FTW | 20

#5006480 - Friday 5 October 2012 8:35

They were probably gonna rape her...
Nah, OP just can't take a compliment

By Bloodknight | 22

#591295 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:28

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

scotty1234 | 0

#1384232 - Friday 10 September 2010 21:28

your 19 or 20 so why are you drinking

101autie | 0

#2327350 - Monday 11 April 2011 0:17

Ddamn mayb i know why... cus he lives in fucking Vvvvvvvegas!!!! who doesnt!
or maybe its fake.... doubt that tho bitch

cmw_69 | 3

#2676091 - Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:41

83- they weren't drinking smart one they were eating dinner , so you just knew, huh?

Caitlyn36 | 8

#3024252 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:05

hes talkin about 5, idiot.

ZoeElizabeth | 0

#4314455 - Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:29

He is 21 dumb ass. Look on his profile.

MidnightKnight | 6

#5014936 - Sunday 7 October 2012 17:48

109- That comment was posted two years ago, he obviously wasn't 21 then.

Riku714 | 25

#5708240 - Tuesday 8 October 2013 15:41

If I could type it, I would snap my fingers.
Oh wait.
*snaps fingers* oh no she didn't!

By debo123 | 0

#591321 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:41

I wouldn't be so upset at that.

By PublicEnemy961 | 0

#591328 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:44

lame

By Mx_Rider | 6

#591335 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:47

HAH! this is not an fml. good for u they think ur hot nowww time for a gang bang! :D

madgrinchhatter | 12

#3580295 - Sunday 13 November 2011 15:43

You might be right. Google "college girl gangbanged chinese guys".

By cocky | 0

#591342 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:54

You should've responded in Chinese by saying, "Too bad I wouldn't feel your tiny Asian dicks!" Buhahahaha.

diet_otaku | 0

#591581 - Monday 28 September 2009 14:45

haha yes! the best thing to do in those situations is to join the conversation in the language they're speaking.

alternately, if they're hot, get some chinese dickings. :9