By NiHao - 28/09/2009 03:16 - Canada

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Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML
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xoxcinderellaxox 0

i would have surprised them by speaking to them in chinese and tell them an awesome comeback to shut them up then walked right out.

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cocky 0

You should've responded in Chinese by saying, "Too bad I wouldn't feel your tiny Asian dicks!" Buhahahaha.

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kurogane_fml 0

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youaresofucked 0

Yeah OP. If someone is taking about banging you, you should feel great. I love people to talk about screwing me once in a while.

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lizzilla8297 2

you shouldve just burst into their conversation in perfect Chinese.

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imway2sexy4u 0

op you shoulda said im sorry i dont like asian chodes inside of me =D

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iilopez 0

I would of said something in Chinese to them I can understand you assholes and left

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gress269 4

I would've just joined the conversation and been like: "Ha, yea, totally!"

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sevenalive 0

not a fml at all. it would be a fml if they were insulting you.

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T9FTW 20

They were probably gonna rape her... Nah, OP just can't take a compliment

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Bloodknight 22

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scotty1234 0

your 19 or 20 so why are you drinking

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101autie 0

Ddamn mayb i know why... cus he lives in ******* Vvvvvvvegas!!!! who doesnt! or maybe its fake.... doubt that tho bitch

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cmw_69 3

83- they weren't drinking smart one they were eating dinner , so you just knew, huh?

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MidnightKnight 6

109- That comment was posted two years ago, he obviously wasn't 21 then.

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Riku714 25

If I could type it, I would snap my fingers. Oh wait. *snaps fingers* oh no she didn't!

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debo123 0

I wouldn't be so upset at that.

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Mx_Rider 6

HAH! this is not an fml. good for u they think ur hot nowww time for a gang bang! :D

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madgrinchhatter 12

You might be right. Google "college girl gangbanged chinese guys".

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cocky 0

You should've responded in Chinese by saying, "Too bad I wouldn't feel your tiny Asian dicks!" Buhahahaha.

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diet_otaku 0

haha yes! the best thing to do in those situations is to join the conversation in the language they're speaking. alternately, if they're hot, get some chinese dickings. :9

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NeOnBluRrYyRaiiN 0

score.! more like it

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UsernameInCanada 7

Chinese is not a language. There are many different languages in China, the most popular bring mandarin and Cantonese, which she probably spoke.

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kadeouir 0

If one of them was your friend y didn't he know u major in Chinese?

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AlaskanBabyDoll 11

It says "Too bad none of his FRIENDS knew that." Learn to read.

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lil_ham1644 29

Yes, but why would her friend let them continue if he knew she understood?

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ddlovatolover 23

Because it's fun, duh, and there's no harm done.

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