Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
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Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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Top comments
shortandloud 0
ugh that's total bullshit. You should hang out with people that make you happy. Shame on your mom for being so rude and shallow.
celticwoman04 0
She is seriously such a bitch. If you're 18 and can afford it, move out. If not, just ignore her and keep your friends. Tell her everyone finds love, even bitches like her.
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Comments (98)
xoxcinderellaxox 0
i would have been like "well at least i'm good enough to hang out with good looking people unlike you. "
jchansfan 0
Mom: 1 You: 0 But seriously, that's a total bitch thing of her to say. Besides, you were hanging out with your friends, not your wingmen. Maybe she needs to realize life isn't about picking up someone so shallow they only like you when you're not with your hot friends... :/
Njtorres 0
she has a point just be smart and go with the flow of life alright kid?
integrababy 0
im surprised i havent seen a "YDI FOR BEING UGLY YET". no but forreal, your moms a bitch.
slip5789 0
YDI for being ugly.
CFR 0
OMG #67 You are SO ORIGINAL! Joking, I just felt like saying that.
Intellectualist 0
Tell her, well they're YOUR genetics bitch. She obviously knows through experience. Her fault for not keeping her knickers on, naughty ugly mum.
giganticbrain 0
Today, I was called ugly, so I went to FML to complain about it. FML How original.
TysonFawlay 0
Sound advice.
ogtwag 2
Lose some weight fatty. (Unless there is seriously something wrong with your face, 99.9% of "unattractive" girls are just ******* fat. Its gross, have some self control)
dollyicious 1
Did it ever occur to you that some people have weight issues due to medication/illness? There are people being treated for cancer out there who are fat because of the chemo so don't assume it's always down to self control. Just saying.
bmach 0
Haha, your mom is probably right. I'd imagine you're the D.U.F.F. in the group; the Designated Ugly Fat Friend. The hotter girls are probably making themselves feel better about their appearances by hanging out with you. Hot chicks always have a D.U.F.F. so they look like the better option to guys in social settings.
jpavey01 0
Lol that sucks bwahah