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Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55610) - you deserved it (3789)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._.

after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a fuck her life.

#7 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:21pm by Deemon_Cat

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have sex with her boyfriend

#17 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:33pm by Samuraixman

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