that is kinda hot OP, just tell her to be careful when she jumps on you. 250 pound desk is worth less then a new penis

didnt know you were into chubby chicks

Yo soy numero cuatro

Sounds like a pretty crappy desk for £250, maybe buy a sturdier one next time

It broke the desk but not the computer?

AAAndd superman that DESK!

Oh no, your girlfriend broke something when she tried to **** you. Really, your life destroyed..

Guess what, guys? Jonasgl won't care if you break $500 worth of his stuff as long as you're "trying to have sex with him" when you do it.

lol rogue penguin that's funny

£250? pretty cheap for a computer

Might be because it was just the desk. Username fail.

computer desk dumbass.

no sex? FYL 4real

£250 desk for a 250 pound girl.

Agreed. Goddamn OP.

Agreed. YDI 0P

Why is it a YDI? What could he have done to stop it? I mean... her.

It's not rly YDI.... he couldn't have done anything to prevent it.

What if it broke in the middle? That's certainly beyond repair.

its a desk not a desktop

Oh I get it. You're right.

#31, the top of a desk, is a desktop :P Just saying..

She could be a 25 stone heifer!

#171, although true, when people say desktop, they mean a desktop computer

You know what else is stupid? The number of commas in the first two lines of this FML is stupid.

if i wouldn't know it better i would believe that the op is from germany, because we have so much comma rules in germany = ) but i read that he's from the uk, so i'm wondering if it's the correct way to place the commas? could someone answer this?

the first sentence is right but the second doesn't need any commas

i hate comma abusers

A decent desk at Office Depot or Walmart can cost around 170-200$ And those are the build it yourself kind. And trust me, they can break easy. The last one I had was about $200, big wrap around a corner type. While putting it together I had it standing on the supports while screwing an a peice, the whole thing leaned to the left and Crash, both edge supports cracked in half. There wasnt even anything on it. So yeah FYL for the desk breaking. But also, YDI for complaining about your desk when you have a gf that wants to have sex.

£250 is around $400. I would think a 400 dollar computer desk would be made of real wood or fancy glass.

I doubt they have a Office depot or Walmart in Europe....

Haha my little pony, you sure are something.

Yup, because everyone knows everything outside the US is an untamed wild filled with absolutely no technology, and aliens. /sarcasm *glares at own kind for being a dumbass and making the rest of us look bad*

For $400, it better be able to support more than an average woman's weight. Every desk I've bought has been able to hold well over 300 lbs. Hell i've had $20 card tables sturdier than that.

They don't have Office Depot or Walmart here. My little pony was right. And shit is a lot more expensive in Europe than in the US. And it's usually shittier.

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