By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
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Deemon_Cat 0

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a **** her life.

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Lisimal 7

Instead of lamenting herself, the OP should have beat the shit out of that bitch!

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ninja578 0

it is wrong to beet up a drunk person... except in this case, go for it OP

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birds_fml 7

Poor her, if you had done what you're supposed to do. What you're SUPPOSED to do in that situation is call the cops and have her arrested for assault. They'll probably charge her with public intoxication as well if she's so drunk as to pass out. That's your revenge... she gets jail time.

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The_Chuck_Norris 0

sound like my girlfriend...wait a minute...Canada?....yup that was my girl.

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lovesthesun 0

haha agree! "while i was yelling at her for being a bitch.." no you should have punched her for being a bitch, then you might have avoided getting puked on

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slasher29 0

i dont know 31 there are more times than you think. oh and 62 and 63 agreed op eew. could've been worse i guess though. if the boyfriend got pissed for you screaming things could've been a lot nastier

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mo_the_owl 0

god i hope you're kidding #42.

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lunytunes88 0

If that were me, the girl would have woken up with her tongue cut off.

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DigitalKnight 0

That is good advice.

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Thunderbender 2

You didnt step on her face why?

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White667 0

Surely you then got her boyfriends number?

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Yoshi8466 0

....at least u can take pride in that you are prettier than that bitch! And then take her boyfriend after she passed out.

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insidejokeswithm 0

46: Unless OP punched her in the stomach..vomit galore!

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lollipops321 0

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SaintJimmy 0

Fail. @OP: That girl was a real bitch. Take comfort in knowing she'll probably drink herself to death before she's 40.

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tpag3r 0

i hope you realize your 3rd

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lollipops321 0

i hope you realize we both commented at almost the same time. so when i was commenting, i was first.

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lollipops321 0

well i mean, i was second lol. i said i was first as in before the other girl. if that makes sense? lol

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chris274 8

Wow, 3rd! The fact that you got the wrong number is almost as sad as you getting excited at the prospect of getting 2nd on a site/app, Life?

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D0GS_B1T3 0

I was thinking the same thing! xD I'm not bulimic, but if I were the OP, I would have stuck my finger down my throat and ruin her dress. Haha! I'm so rude!

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Deemon_Cat 0

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a **** her life.

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fmh123 0

Hey at least you looked better in the dress than her AM i right!

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xianwei 0

yeah, at least you KNOW you look good in the dress =)

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vooper 0

Awh damn, that really sucks. You should have kicked her in the face and walked away. I would give you a hug, haha.

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Darksect0r13 0

i hope you did stuff to her when she was passed out

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