FML : Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it...

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Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 19 August 2009 22:31 / Canada

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By Deemon_Cat | 0

#500274 - Thursday 20 August 2009 01:21

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a fuck her life.

By Samuraixman | 3

#500331 - Thursday 20 August 2009 01:33

have sex with her boyfriend

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By ohmyword08 | 0

#500219 - Thursday 20 August 2009 01:10

eeeww. poor you ):

Lisimal | 7

#500255 - Thursday 20 August 2009 01:17

Instead of lamenting herself, the OP should have beat the shit out of that bitch!

ninja578 | 0

#500437 - Thursday 20 August 2009 02:09

it is wrong to beet up a drunk person... except in this case, go for it OP

birds_fml | 7

#500553 - Thursday 20 August 2009 02:58

Poor her, if you had done what you're supposed to do. What you're SUPPOSED to do in that situation is call the cops and have her arrested for assault. They'll probably charge her with public intoxication as well if she's so drunk as to pass out. That's your revenge... she gets jail time.

The_Chuck_Norris | 0

#500597 - Thursday 20 August 2009 03:18

sound like my girlfriend...wait a minute...Canada?....yup that was my girl.

lovesthesun | 0

#500629 - Thursday 20 August 2009 03:31

haha agree! "while i was yelling at her for being a bitch.." no you should have punched her for being a bitch, then you might have avoided getting puked on

slasher29 | 0

#500863 - Thursday 20 August 2009 05:20

i dont know 31 there are more times than you think. oh and 62 and 63 agreed op eew. could've been worse i guess though. if the boyfriend got pissed for you screaming things could've been a lot nastier

mo_the_owl | 0

#501087 - Thursday 20 August 2009 07:33

god i hope you're kidding #42.

lunytunes88 | 0

#503996 - Friday 21 August 2009 05:58

If that were me, the girl would have woken up with her tongue cut off.

DigitalKnight | 0

#2078787 - Sunday 13 February 2011 07:15

That is good advice.

By Thunderbender | 2

#500232 - Thursday 20 August 2009 01:12

You didnt step on her face why?

White667 | 0

#501494 - Thursday 20 August 2009 12:20

Surely you then got her boyfriends number?

Yoshi8466 | 0

#515494 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 02:57

....at least u can take pride in that you are prettier than that bitch! And then take her boyfriend after she passed out.

insidejokeswithm | 0

#4244611 - Sunday 1 April 2012 06:11

46: Unless OP punched her in the stomach..vomit galore!

By lollipops321 | 0

#500233 - Thursday 20 August 2009 01:12

second! yes this is the highest ive been. and that sucks :( but at least you must have been hotter!

SaintJimmy | 0

#500246 - Thursday 20 August 2009 01:16

Fail. @OP: That girl was a real bitch. Take comfort in knowing she'll probably drink herself to death before she's 40.

tpag3r | 0

#500412 - Thursday 20 August 2009 02:01

i hope you realize your 3rd

lollipops321 | 0

#503947 - Friday 21 August 2009 05:25

i hope you realize we both commented at almost the same time. so when i was commenting, i was first.

lollipops321 | 0

#505059 - Friday 21 August 2009 06:13

well i mean, i was second lol. i said i was first as in before the other girl. if that makes sense? lol

chris274 | 8

#3029293 - Wednesday 3 August 2011 02:51

Wow, 3rd! The fact that you got the wrong number is almost as sad as you getting excited at the prospect of getting 2nd on a site/app, Life?

By TheLetterZero | 7

#500249 - Thursday 20 August 2009 01:16

That's when you ruin her dress.

D0GS_B1T3 | 0

#505199 - Friday 21 August 2009 07:18

I was thinking the same thing! xD I'm not bulimic, but if I were the OP, I would have stuck my finger down my throat and ruin her dress. Haha! I'm so rude!

By Deemon_Cat | 0

#500274 - Thursday 20 August 2009 01:21

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a fuck her life.