By Med - Netherlands - Groningen
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
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  Welshite  |  39

NEVER! Calling a cab is the easy way out. We as humans must demonstrate barbarian-like stamina and conquer nature. If I have to walk three hours to prove myself, by God, I will!

  krewer21  |  1

Oh blah blah blah.
Intelligent albeit drunk as shit people know how to dial a cab.
Only dumb as fuck, simple as shit, less than the "Nermal" 100's in the world would forgo a call for help.

  evamusical  |  12

In the netherlands no one calls a cab, because they're really expensive here and the dutch are pretty cheap. So i guess OP didn't even think about it, we're not used to it...

  phantumgrey  |  6

#5 screw that. She can't handle her liqueur and sent you walking home it's over and maybe she'll think before she get belligerent next time. I wouldn't put up with that ever.

  coducks  |  5

So you are telling me, even if you had a great girlfriend, extremely nice, caring, loyal, intelligent, great family, good looking, but she got drunk one time (can't say it's been more since op never said she was an alcoholic), you would break up with her over this?

  phantumgrey  |  6

Yes because I am that shallow. I don't put up with anything. That's why my wife never fights with me and I don't fight with her. We are past the child stage in life.

  kyleekay  |  25

33- Arguments aren't necessary, but discussions are. Most topics of conversation between a husband and wife (or girlfriend and boyfriend) shouldn't cross the line and turn into an argument.

  capnbzarr  |  43

@29, yes--if she got drunk and threw me out for something that 1) she did herself; and 2) even if I had done it, it's not that big of a deal--I would end that relationship.

Your premise is false, because a person who is "extremely nice", "caring" and "intelligent" would not do what the OP's girlfriend did.

  Jaxx66  |  21

46- no its not 'fighting'

My fiancé and I have been together for 9 years and we have NEVER once gotten into a fight or yelled, or argued. I like to see it as a 'debate' or a 'compramise' I don't like that he's doing something or the way it's done (or the other way around) and we talk about it, and I either end up understanding his reason for doing things that way, or we figure a way we can both be happy. Example of compromise, he dislikes horror movies and I very much dislike his Troy/knights of the round table type movies. It doesn't take an argument to figure out of you are willing to either watch it alone or do it together, and have him/her support you. Relationships are about compromise and support.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

So it's pathetic he isn't confrontational? Riiiiiiight. When it's someone else's puke, it's not common to clean it up for them, it's their puke, their fault, their responsibility. If you are that close then cleaning up their puke would be fine, it's just not common or hygenic

  FML_Whale  |  18

I don't see a reason for dumping her though. Honestly, she was drunk off her ass (I'm assuming). Maybe if this happened when she was sober and this happened more than once.

  YeaSo3  |  14

True you right...Like he could have put some paper towels over it or something... & he shouldnt have left either anything could have happen to him at that time of night ...shoulda sent her drunk'n ass to bed and them cleaned up and went to bed too..he's dumb!