Classy

By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
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MSJ91 1

haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory

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stickitystickman 0

HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.

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SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0

You're canadian, so YDI anyways

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

yeah, cause canadians are the ones everyone calls jerks.

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netfreak 0

#31, we should meet up sometime. Like in a parking lot or something.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

SiCMgt4SlipKnoT, seriously just shut up. Your intolerance is really starting to piss me off. Guess which country I'm from? I'll give you a hint: I'm not from Canada so you can't use your shitty ass "insults" against me. Shut the **** up and stop being racist against Canadians douchebag. OP: That sucks. I always end up having to pee when I get nervous, so if it makes you feel better I'll probably start squirming during my wedding. Hahaha. It'll be a nice story to humor family members later down the line (or kids if you're planning on having any). I know I enjoy hearing my Mom's embarrassing wedding stories. Or pretty much any story before I was born is interesting... Anyway, FYL.

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FantineRose 0

You're an asshole. From, The Proud Canadian

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SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0

Ya'll a bunch of white niggers

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hecuva 0

and you probably just posted this to get responces and feel popular because you touch yourself at night

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captivemj 4

WTF does being canadian have to do with letting one rip!! u stereotyping asshole!!

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RJB 0

Obvious Troll is Obvious

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Inked2009 0

Stop being such a racist piece of shit!

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KumoFF7 3

Shut the **** up you over-sensitive prick. learn to take a damn joke

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sarcasm_ftw 0

#35 should stop being an internet tough guy

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snowmiser11 0

k guys its just a joke

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zac12345 0

dang canadians.....always farting, I blame them and their "bacon"

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ZleveL 0

97 ftw that guy looks like dumb muscle doucheman jkjk

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purplegee 2

lol at least you have a good husband who can crack a joke!

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Paradoxasaurus 0

Racist? The **** are you on about? Canadian isn't a race. It's a nationality.

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MSJ91 1

haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory

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Blue_Coconuts 7

My thoughts exactly. Plus he joked about it, so sounds like it's something that can be laughed about later.

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americayay 0

yeah, i wouldn't be laughing if i married a tactless ass who furthered such wedding day humiliation.

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stickitystickman 0

HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.

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redxapplexoxo 0

Really embarrassing, no?

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theoceanscool 0

Who ******* cares!

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Phillay632 0

You're also one of the first douchebags to boast about what number your comment is. Congrats!

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Person1233 12

Actually he isnt boasting. Hes so amazed he accomplished something, so he told everyone about his "amazing" feat. :P

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NikkiFlysKites 8

Apparently you care enough to comment.

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luckynotso 0

wow! that completely sucks!! did you laugh it off?

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Annonymous_1 0

LOL!! This is MOST definitely an FML! At least you always have those memories!! :D

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narwhalz 0

Would the clenching help squeeze out the fart? I don't know.

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captaincutie 1

No you idiot , clenching keeps the fart in not squeeze it out ... DUHHHHHHH

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Imawhalerider 0

Well, you married him? its funny, i just hope people laughed or it would be akward. YDI for dropping

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