By ...... - 08/10/2011 02:40 - United States

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Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML
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macrosoft 3
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Hey sounds very caring, you should thank him

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vctrmora 0
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He's just keeping him "pimp" hand strong!

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macrosoft 3
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Hey sounds very caring, you should thank him

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AnonymousTroll 2
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Challenge accepted...

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JiggaJayZ 16
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IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!!

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helloimmia 4

Well, at least she got what she deserved.

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MagicallyFat 12
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Dude ur uncle is awesome

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JustAnotherSlap 0

I wouldn't see that as an fml.. Quite hilarious. :)

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Keyman1212 14
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Hey, he keeps it real. Does your uncle happen to be A Pimp Named Slickback?

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NavySEAL13 0
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At least he didn't say he was gonna Chris Brown a bitch

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1bluesky1 6
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Well he told her!

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SirObvious 1

Sounds like a G

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thaCODgod 4
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your uncle is cool!

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reddawn85 8

Well, ask and you shall receive...

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EpicPear 0
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Hahaha. The two commentators above me have ironic pictures.

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Neonnight 0
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I want you uncle

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daphish 10
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44: Boondocks reference?

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reddawn85 8

75- that is awesome.

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shadowboy94 0
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Now you know not to f**k with him. Lol

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kyarush 10
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That's mighty badass of him.

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H3YG1RL 0
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I swear that the uncle is black

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Imgonnahaveabf 9
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Your uncles kickin' ass like a true OG.

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vctrmora 0
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He's just keeping him "pimp" hand strong!

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Buttsexpirate 9

Bitches get stitches, I'm just saying. By the way does your uncle happen to have a fedora and a purple suit?

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WowUStupid 0
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That showed him

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Qu1ks1lv3r 3
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Wayne Brady's gonna choke a bitch

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chickenwalrus 14

so... is your uncle black or just awesome?

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MrCoolPants 7
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Thank you ray...

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Laterial 3
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Uncle Ricchard, Jr.

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ElainaCutsYou 0

Posted

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kingtootinpootin 3

i wish that was my uncle

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TheBlackCops 0
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That's how I keep my hoes in line...

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hoodasswhitekid 0

That's how you gotta do it in the hood

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minisquid 9
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Uncle? More like Big Daddy... Still, this FML is made of win. What an awesome family, OP. My uncle is obsessed with basketball and late night cooking shows.

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CherryBomb511 3

I bet she got the message loud and clear though.

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DudeBTM 8
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You should be thankful.

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RoseCrystal 17
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*gives a standing ovation* whatta uncle!

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DontModMeDammit 10

Got to love Facebook.....

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