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By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

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You deserved it 10 438

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Same thing different taste

By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 386

You deserved it 25 946

By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 847

You deserved it 6 564

Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 717

You deserved it 5 135

By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 021

You deserved it 4 582

By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 426

You deserved it 3 283

By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 150

You deserved it 16 706

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 753

You deserved it 5 115

By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 836

You deserved it 6 184

By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 899

You deserved it 251

By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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You deserved it 7 438

MSJ91 1

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:00

haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory

stickitystickman 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:02

HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.

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88sforlife 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 13:58

#31We Should Meet Up Sometime!!

funkymunky09 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 3:21

nice one that's awesome compliment the husband 4 me :)

hannah1203 2

Sunday 6 June 2010 7:14

This is one reason why I don't eat beans :)

skyttlz 32

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:50

I always say let one rip

AstroChameleon 3

Friday 24 December 2010 23:44

hahaha "huge one ripe" is pretty funny on it's own

DinoChick 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 7:11

that sucks, did anyone laugh?

julianna170 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:02

hahaha that's hilarious but embarrassing :/

little_metalbear 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:33

at least you know for sure he takes you for who you are, and you'll hear this the rest of your life... it sucks tough.

lkrunner101 7

Monday 2 January 2012 5:24

At least he made a funny comment and wasnt ashamed!

babe7260 30

Monday 4 June 2012 9:19

Omg POOR YOU!!!! I'm so very sorry!!! I just can't imagine!! Hopefully everyone didn't make a big deal about it!!!!

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Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 436

Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML

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You deserved it 282

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Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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You deserved it 27 489

Today, and for the past year, I’ve been losing a custody battle with my ex, I got put on medication that makes me feel dead, and I just found out my current boyfriend, who I’ve been dating for 3 years, has been cheating for months with girls I told him I didn’t have a good feeling about. FML

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You deserved it 108

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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You deserved it 49

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML

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You deserved it 1 911

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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You deserved it 578

Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML

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You deserved it 4 977

Classy

Same thing different taste

Nervous?

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