By 06SuFi - 07/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went to the ER for severe pain in my abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, "Well it's not your appendix." Thinking I'm in the clear I say, "That's Awesome", the doctor then responded with "It's probably your testicles." FML
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06SuFi 0

They told me it was just Testicular Inflammation, I have to take some medicine to see if it gets better. The worst part was when she stuck the q-tip down the tip of my dick, its not a pleasant feeling.

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Zeek63 0

I enjoy when the OP comments in the comments

Oh lord that sounds bad. Get a second opinion.

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Oh lord that sounds bad. Get a second opinion.

I agree with #2! Good luck :(

HAHAH YOU FUCKED xD FYL have a nice day :)

So did you need to have them removed or what? How does the story end?

My_Little_Pony 0

Ask Lance Armstrong for some advise.

GoMeat4103 0

Sounds like a hernia. That's rough, man. ...but at least now you get to meet Doctor House!

ball cancer's not that bad. you'll get those little guys removed, then you'll just dry fire; don't have to worry about pregnancy. you can git those latin hookers all you want

06SuFi 0

They told me it was just Testicular Inflammation, I have to take some medicine to see if it gets better. The worst part was when she stuck the q-tip down the tip of my dick, its not a pleasant feeling.

girandwogpig 0

OP I have a question....does it hurt to fap?

RunnerBack33 1

goddamn ur better off just killing yourself right now OP. I'm serious, DO IT. put yourself out of your own misery and do us all a fucking favor.

Zeek63 0

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i shuddered at that comment. Earlier today i had a physical and i got to have an old creepy guy feel me up. for the record im a dude i just screwed my own profile. after that, he informed me that i have scoliosis from growing 15" in a year. my spine looks like a spiral staircase. f -MY- life.

sk8rchick97 0

Aww sorry:(

When you get kicked in the balls, you also get pain in the abdominal area.

I know the pain, mine is shaped like a mirrored S. Nothing to do about it, sadly.

Boyle04 0

i had that happen - that is extremely painful

kagome_eb 0

oh my am sooo sorry hope you get better