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By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

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Same thing different taste

By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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You deserved it 5 135

By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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You deserved it 4 582

By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

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You deserved it 3 283

By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 5 115

By Zoey - 09/02/2012 15:17 - Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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You deserved it 6 184

By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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You deserved it 249

By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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MSJ91 1

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:00

haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory

stickitystickman 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:02

HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.

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Rotte_Ferret 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:11

:-P hey wedding memories lol spiced it up alil :)

pwnrzero 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:13

oh well, couldve been worse when i first read this, i thought by 'rip' you meant your wedding dress split down the middle

textme 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:14

that sucks hahahahaha he sounds like a nice guy

ydi_bitch 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:20

YDI for eating beans

invisible19 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:20

aww thats awful!! A friend of mine also had her wedding today =( Hopefully the rest of your wedding went okay!

failsatlife23 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:21

lmao nastyyy

Cat0004 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:25

Damn, that is embarrassing, one of the most important day of your life, probably caught on video. I feel bad for you. Fyl for sure!

theoceanscool 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:26

Haha, at least you he made a joke about it, and now you'll have something to tell your kids about your wedding day :)

Turnip_Girl 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:26

XD Congratulations nonetheless!

tipsy337 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 20:29

At least you didnt queef

little_metalbear 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:35

that's just gross xD

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Classy

Same thing different taste

Nervous?

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