By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
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DocBastard 38

There's only one thing you can do to the carpet now - Ribbit up.

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pizzzah 9

.....how...does that even happen....

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Wiringify 22

The FML actually explains that.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

By being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

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pizzzah 9

Wait oops my bad I'm not from the US, over here 'carpet' means the material that is permanently stuck on the floor and sealed

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mageepaigeee44 15

Maybe there was a spot where the carpet wasn't sealed all the way down. Or maybe it was a large rug and OP just calls it a carpet because it covered the whole floor.

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cakefete2 30

I know, 8, poor guy just came over to check out OP's "pad" and got river stomped into tomorrow. I feel for Ms. Piggy's loss.

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Epickitty58 29

30- THAT is the FUNNIEST comment I have ever seen on this app. Props to you!

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iLike2Teabag 27

He did, but maybe not by accident. Maybe the frog wanted to Kermit suicide.

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sk8rdud3 24

That was the best pun on here so far.

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gjikvtj 18

I think that's the first pun I've genuinely laughed at

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illegalbeagle69 23

GET OVER HERE you lump in the carpet that keeps hopping away.

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incoherentrmblr 21

ANIMALITY!!!...

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

44, is the three dots at the end of ALL your comments really necessary?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Yes... Yes it is...

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alshygirl 14

Please just don't.

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cakefete2 30

Where's OP? We need to borrow that lethal foot.

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jackel_love 14

LOL. #29, your comments are making my day. For some weird reason Usher's song "Yeah!" started playing in my head when I read this.

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1dvs_bstd 41

you'd wanna dry clean it..

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DocBastard 38

There's only one thing you can do to the carpet now - Ribbit up.

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ThatOneGuy719 16

Why was this thumbed down? It's actually a pretty good one

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brandoneyez1 25

Look before you just stomp. Lesson learned.

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MidnaLink 33

How can you look at what you can't see?

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brandoneyez1 25

If it was an area rug... How would a frog get under a carpet?

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RedPillSucks 31

Holes in the floor boards. If it's a slab house construction, sometimes things can get in from the edge.

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MoodiQ 8

looks like you FROGot to check before placing the carpet

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Adam5858 17

I say that was a pain to clean up.Try look for where he got under so it doesnt happen again

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Taylor22294 24

It's not ok for frogs to die but as your name states it's ok for bitches to die. Learned something new

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smokecloud_ 37

Frogs and other cute wildlife are innocent creatures. Bitches, on the other hand...

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cakefete2 30

Bit ironic you have a picture of a dog on your profile. I hope that's a male dog.

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smokecloud_ 37

Bahaha I didn't even think of that. he's a boy. xD

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