By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 999
You deserved it 12 006

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heres a bright idea, put on a password!

You know, the thing about puns, they have to make sense.


heres a bright idea, put on a password!

JocelynKaulitz 28

Let's just hope it didn't end up being stolen.

I always end up getting annoyed having to put in my password in everytime. Thank god i dont really leave my house, so unless my cat feels like stealing it i have no problems

Well at least op's breasts are large enough that people question their authenticity.

Maybe OP is a man.

PterodactylMan 23

That's always a positive, right?

Thatguy334 7

So? if OP is a man, skill the more reason to validate whether or not they're fake

#42 I've always wanted to see a pair of manboobs. Now my life is complete!

soveryunoriginal 23

Wow that's a crappy thing to do. I guess you're in a titty situation.

You know, the thing about puns, they have to make sense.

#2 Your name goes well with your comnent.

29- so does his profile pic. A big "don't do" sign.

AnOriginalName 19

Way to copy my name, #2.

#29 your profile pic is adorable

Crimson_Summer 10

Co-workers are the worst.

World_Burner 13

Wanted to punch one of mine in the face yesterday..! give me an attitude after I relayed a message from our manager.

This isn't a pity party, 8.

AnOriginalName 19

But if you have cool coworkers, they're the best. I would laugh it off if my coworkers got onto my Facebook.

World_Burner 13

I will pity party wherever the hell I want but fair enough, I digress.

never leave your phones / ipods unlocked!

Last word was unnecessary. My precious!

I thought it was necessary. otherwise its "don't leave your phones/ipods"... don't leave them what? alone? at work? password-less? at the pool? That last word made the comment relevant to the FML I think.

#44, there's nothing grammatically wrong with saying "don't leave them". It's just another way of saying "always keep them on your person"

1dvs_bstd 41

your co-worker is really mature.. isn't that something high school teenagers who think they're funny do to their friends' facebook profiles?

World_Burner 13

Yeah.. they "hack" each other's profiles.. hack pfft haha

Yeah, since when is figuring out someone's password or using their account "hacking"

#28 figuring out someone's password is most definitely a type of hacking. However, going on someone's Facebook and posting a status because they left it logged in on their computer or phone without a password on it, that it NOT hacking.

#9 It's called 'fraping'.. god this generation sucks

World_Burner 13

#64, stop using IE.. Oh but thanks for insulting me for your own misunderstanding! And that's exactly why this generation does suck.. Oh again, my Computer Science major thanks you, I never would have made it without you repeating what I already knew.

iLike2Teabag 27

You and your coworker must be really good friends. You're practically two peas in an iPod.

larrena2377 26

The best pun I've seen in a while.

26- The most unnecessary comment I've seen in a while.

As was yours, and mine, and maybe the next guys'!

Change your password, delete the posts.

now for the hunt to find which coworker did this

Did they give it back soon after....or do they keep posting

It's time to find out what else they did with your phone. Hope you didn't have any pictures of said tits on your phone...