FML : Winds of change

Winds of change

Today, I stepped on a glue trap for scorpions. Bare foot. There was a scorpion already caught on it. It wasn't dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sting - / Saturday 3 June 2017 04:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7464558 - Saturday 3 June 2017 04:32

Did it rock you like a hurricane?

By d3rpb0t | 4

#7464555 - Saturday 3 June 2017 04:08

Mortal Kombat: The untold chronicles Seriously though, fyl op, especially if someone else placed them without the consideration of others.

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By 1DisGR8 | 25

#7464552 - Saturday 3 June 2017 04:05

That's gotta sting

By d3rpb0t | 4

#7464555 - Saturday 3 June 2017 04:08

Mortal Kombat: The untold chronicles Seriously though, fyl op, especially if someone else placed them without the consideration of others.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7464558 - Saturday 3 June 2017 04:32

Did it rock you like a hurricane?

By Justine Malang | 14

#7464564 - Saturday 3 June 2017 05:19

Ohhhhh damn.

By Madrias | 34

#7464593 - Saturday 3 June 2017 07:57

What has 8 legs, looks like a lobster crossed with a nightmare, and has the attitude of an angry wasp? Well, it's under your foot.

By ghetto_child | 18

#7464599 - Saturday 3 June 2017 08:20

If it wasn't dead then, it is now that you've stepped on it

By Natanaru | 6

#7464659 - Saturday 3 June 2017 11:08

Poor soul. Never been stung by one myself but my grandpa was out for a day when he got stung by one.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#7464674 - Saturday 3 June 2017 11:37

I think "scorpion trap" is the most badass thing I've heard all week.

By Glowworm56 | 21

#7464730 - Saturday 3 June 2017 02:12

I love the FML title for this one!

By madlove88 | 5

#7465851 - Monday 5 June 2017 10:57

oh dang that sucks.

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