By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 500
You deserved it 5 120

Same thing different taste

Top comments

JonnyDents_fml 0

you should be happy the rat didn't kill your cat then there would be beacoup maggots


jamieeeee 0

Ma! Come qwik! I found us here some dinner!

lionandthelamb61 9

I've had that happen while I was on vacation and my hamster escaped and was eaten by my cat and the pet sitter didn't even notice anything was wrong and just kept on feeding the hamster until I got home and found the little guy under my bed with maggots all in my and extra long sentence ftw

LMFAOwned 9

You wudda gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling maggots O.o

LMFAOwned 9

65 hella stupid and/or blind. She's effin hot unless ur a chick, then I got u. If ur a guy.... gay?

LMFAOwned 9

U just like him/her for his/her fluffy dog. :D

LMFAOwned 9

I wasn't referring to the dog in the picture. O.o Rofl

"Creeper" makes me think of Gollem creeping up on that fish he eats raw. Otherwise, "Creepers!" an expression from the 50's expressing surprise. In the 70's, a "Creep" was a guy that no girl who knew better would date. I guess now, we bring the word full circle, but with a meaning of "stalker". OK, whatever. It's still dumb.

65 has a point 58 could also possibly have a point if 40 would lose the pit, and the slitherly tongue thing. IMHO

missmurderx 8

hah. :) this made me laugh! but poor poor mousy! :( *waaa*

I'm gonna reply to the first comment to get my comment on top, even though it has nothing to do with the first comment.

FFML_314 11

Seeing somebody say that on almost every FML is just as, if not more annoying then people replying to the first comment.

KiddNYC1O 20

ok, I think it's fine when ppl tell others to take their "flirting" and "you're hot" comments elsewhere, that's what pm is for. but to call out someone by saying "you're a creep" for simply complimenting someone for their looks is unecessary. it's just a compliment.

bonicr 0

107, it's a sexual comment...

KiddNYC1O 20
Chrisskiies 0

lovely, that's why I have dogs, who so happen to kill raccoons at night. :) But they leave em in the yard lol.

Hahahahaha omg. ure comment just made my day

104-nope. when they pierce it,no. but when it's healing. it does a little

KiddNYC1O 20

#140- who are you correcting?

KiddNYC1O 20

just for the record, mice is plural

Ben_Is_Jamin 0

And that is why dog is man's best friend. :)

Desuhhray 0

stop pretending your dacey. she's my friend, and she doesn't have an fml account. that myspace you have on your profile isn't even her real myspace. ugh, poser.

pvthill 0

I hate cats waste of space on earth and *** the egyptians and their pyramids and their hyroglyphics on the wall worshiping cats and cats don't have 9 live I killed one just to see and cats are the devil and the devil fuks sadam housaine or however it's spelled o and one more thing why would u let an animal shit in the house then clean it up and not get mad

smellyoldlady 0

why I hate cats... their so ******* disgusting.

timmyliao 5

haha wow , more like **** the rats life

that's why u need a dog they eat things instead of kill and hide around the house

omg thx will u go out with me? Seriously, why do people hit on other people on FML?

It's not really hitting on her. It's giving a compliment. Obviously u can't tell the difference. Such a sad life u must lead.

Fuckme19 0

I don't know what would be worse,, having a dead mouse with maggots all over it,, or the mouse still living and having a bunch of baby mice. fyl OP

MrDiamond_fml 0

another reason why cats suck!

FFML_314 11

That's disgusting. I agree with #5, you need a dog instead. Lol.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Cats over dogs, any day. :]

Taylorfacepwns 0
Raleigh_bruh 7

^ *high fives person above me* :]

TaylorTotsYumm 10

  > (: dogs FTW

Raleigh_bruh 7

Taylor, why? No.. I'm sorry, but that isn't right. :]

LOL raleigh get over it ! i agree with taylor! haha. mookie(:

FFML_314 11

I like cats and dogs. I have one of each and they are both filthy ******!! I love them though :P

Raleigh_bruh 7

Pandapoo, shut your face.. And don't call me Mookie. :|

FFML_314 11

Why? It rhymes with cookie and you love cookies. Gawd, you're a fat ass!

samanthadude 0

Raleigh, I'm disappointed. Dogs over cats all day, everyday! Happy birthday btw! (:

Raleigh_bruh 7

Sam, we have an issue now. :| By the way, happy birthday to you as well. :]

ellielovesyuh 0

I agree with Raleigh:D cats ftw!!! :3

Raleigh_bruh 7

^ *high fives this person too* :P

sharmen 0

I LOVE cats! Dogs are dirty and slobber everywhere.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Raleigh, I'm never wrong.(: My grandmunmy's cat was berzerk. It would slap me and hiss at me.): T'was scary. All the dogs I've ever had were dosile, mellow, friendly creatures... unlike the devil kitty. = = Plus, you never hear about a crazy dog lady, do ye? (;

Raleigh_bruh 7

Taylor, if you've never been wrong before I'm afraid you're wrong now. (: Maybe your grandma's cat didn't like you because you did something to it to cause it's berserk behavior? And if you let a cat pimp slap you and hiss at you, then that means you actually got dominated by that pussy and it's behavior was the last thing you needed to worry about. :] Also, I've never heard about a crazy dog lady; but what does a person owning a lot of dogs have to do with dogs being better with cats? :P

authorkid 2

121 it depends on the dog out of my 8 dogs only one has ever drooled everywhere and that was because it was a saint Bernard

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Haha. Raleigh, I was only 4 when her kitty was alive. It was evil though! It bitch slapped me. HARD. Haha I have a video of her slapping me. I wanted to put it on YouTube and make the kitty say "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!" But I can't find the cassette. ): Oh, and dogs don't make old ladies crazy.... cats do. Although, I do like lions. I wish I could have a lion cub. They look so cute.(: I WIN. PERIOD. END OF STORY. 

Raleigh_bruh 7

NO TAYLOR, this argument will never end. :| You have to find that video and put it on Youtube, so I can watch you get dominated by that kitty. :P But instead of it saying "I'm Rick James, bitch!" you should make it say "**** YO COUCH!", aha. :] Also, you must have been a mean four year old for a nice, harmless kitty to want to bitch slap and hate you. I think any animal has the potential to make old ladies crazy. But I must say, I do know of a lady who died down the road from me because she never fed her cats; and they ended up eating her alive. 0.o Or so the story goes.. A lion cub? It would kill you. :/ I want a penguin.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

I'm rather tired, so thi arguement will continue later. (: When some other devil kitty / kind, friendly, angelic puppy FML comes up.(: «cough dogs rule cough»

NvG439 0

my dog actually brought me a dead cat :O it was under my bed for weeks!

TeeHooligan 0