Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
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30/6/2014 01:05
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pizzzah
| 9
.....how...does that even happen....
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Wiringify
| 22
The FML actually explains that.
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
By being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
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pizzzah
| 9
Wait oops my bad I'm not from the US, over here 'carpet' means the material that is permanently stuck on the floor and sealed
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pizzzah
| 9
Well fuck the frog's life
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mageepaigeee44
| 15
Maybe there was a spot where the carpet wasn't sealed all the way down. Or maybe it was a large rug and OP just calls it a carpet because it covered the whole floor.
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cakefete2
| 30
I know, 8, poor guy just came over to check out OP's "pad" and got river stomped into tomorrow. I feel for Ms. Piggy's loss.
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Epickitty58
| 29
30- THAT is the FUNNIEST comment I have ever seen on this app. Props to you!
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superjewguy
| 19
he croaked?
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
He did, but maybe not by accident. Maybe the frog wanted to Kermit suicide.
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sk8rdud3
| 24
That was the best pun on here so far.
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gjikvtj
| 18
I think that's the first pun I've genuinely laughed at
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Killz268
| 18
FATALITY!
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illegalbeagle69
| 23
GET OVER HERE you lump in the carpet that keeps hopping away.
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GentlemanBastard
| 15
OP Wins. Flawless victory.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
ANIMALITY!!!...
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fuckyourlifeOP
| 25
44, is the three dots at the end of ALL your comments really necessary?
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Yes... Yes it is...
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ronberg
| 15
well that was a froggy situation
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alshygirl
| 14
Please just don't.
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cakefete2
| 30
Where's OP? We need to borrow that lethal foot.
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jackel_love
| 14
LOL. #29, your comments are making my day. For some weird reason Usher's song "Yeah!" started playing in my head when I read this.
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
you'd wanna dry clean it..
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DocBastard
| 38
There's only one thing you can do to the carpet now -
Ribbit up.
Ribbit up.
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ThatOneGuy719
| 16
Why was this thumbed down? It's actually a pretty good one
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maggsie
| 11
ahhhhhhhh Hahahahaha YES
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brandoneyez1
| 25
Look before you just stomp. Lesson learned.
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MidnaLink
| 32
How can you look at what you can't see?
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brandoneyez1
| 25
If it was an area rug... How would a frog get under a carpet?
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Holes in the floor boards. If it's a slab house construction, sometimes things can get in from the edge.
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MoodiQ
| 8
looks like you FROGot to check before placing the carpet
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Adam5858
| 17
I say that was a pain to clean up.Try look for where he got under so it doesnt happen again
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Fiorella1
| 19
If only that made sense.
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justdiebitches
| 19
This made me sad. Poor frog :c
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Taylor22294
| 24
It's not ok for frogs to die but as your name states it's ok for bitches to die. Learned something new
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smokecloud_
| 37
Frogs and other cute wildlife are innocent creatures. Bitches, on the other hand...
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cakefete2
| 30
Bit ironic you have a picture of a dog on your profile. I hope that's a male dog.
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smokecloud_
| 37
Bahaha I didn't even think of that. he's a boy. xD
Ribbit up.