By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 904
You deserved it 7 199

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There's only one thing you can do to the carpet now - Ribbit up.

Comments that even happen....

Wiringify 22

The FML actually explains that.

JocelynKaulitz 28

By being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Wait oops my bad I'm not from the US, over here 'carpet' means the material that is permanently stuck on the floor and sealed

Well **** the frog's life

Maybe there was a spot where the carpet wasn't sealed all the way down. Or maybe it was a large rug and OP just calls it a carpet because it covered the whole floor.

I know, 8, poor guy just came over to check out OP's "pad" and got river stomped into tomorrow. I feel for Ms. Piggy's loss.

Epickitty58 29

30- THAT is the FUNNIEST comment I have ever seen on this app. Props to you!

iLike2Teabag 27

He did, but maybe not by accident. Maybe the frog wanted to Kermit suicide.

That was the best pun on here so far.

gjikvtj 18

I think that's the first pun I've genuinely laughed at

GET OVER HERE you lump in the carpet that keeps hopping away.

OP Wins. Flawless victory.

incoherentrmblr 21


44, is the three dots at the end of ALL your comments really necessary?

incoherentrmblr 21

Yes... Yes it is...

well that was a froggy situation

alshygirl 14

Please just don't.

Where's OP? We need to borrow that lethal foot.

LOL. #29, your comments are making my day. For some weird reason Usher's song "Yeah!" started playing in my head when I read this.

1dvs_bstd 41

you'd wanna dry clean it..

There's only one thing you can do to the carpet now - Ribbit up.

ThatOneGuy719 16

Why was this thumbed down? It's actually a pretty good one

ahhhhhhhh Hahahahaha YES

Look before you just stomp. Lesson learned.

How can you look at what you can't see?

If it was an area rug... How would a frog get under a carpet?

RedPillSucks 31

Holes in the floor boards. If it's a slab house construction, sometimes things can get in from the edge.

looks like you FROGot to check before placing the carpet

I say that was a pain to clean up.Try look for where he got under so it doesnt happen again

If only that made sense.

This made me sad. Poor frog :c

It's not ok for frogs to die but as your name states it's ok for bitches to die. Learned something new

Frogs and other cute wildlife are innocent creatures. Bitches, on the other hand...

Bit ironic you have a picture of a dog on your profile. I hope that's a male dog.

Bahaha I didn't even think of that. he's a boy. xD