FML : Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the...

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Unknown / Monday 30 June 2014 01:05 / United States

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By DocBastard | 38

#5993160 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:58

There's only one thing you can do to the carpet now -

Ribbit up.

By superjewguy | 19

#5993141 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:39

he croaked?

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By pizzzah | 9

#5993140 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:39

.....how...does that even happen....

Wiringify | 22

#5993143 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:40

The FML actually explains that.

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#5993145 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:41

By being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

pizzzah | 9

#5993148 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:43

Wait oops my bad I'm not from the US, over here 'carpet' means the material that is permanently stuck on the floor and sealed

pizzzah | 9

#5993151 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:46

Well fuck the frog's life

mageepaigeee44 | 15

#5993198 - Monday 30 June 2014 13:34

Maybe there was a spot where the carpet wasn't sealed all the way down. Or maybe it was a large rug and OP just calls it a carpet because it covered the whole floor.

cakefete2 | 30

#5993319 - Monday 30 June 2014 16:54

I know, 8, poor guy just came over to check out OP's "pad" and got river stomped into tomorrow. I feel for Ms. Piggy's loss.

Epickitty58 | 29

#5993361 - Monday 30 June 2014 18:05

30- THAT is the FUNNIEST comment I have ever seen on this app. Props to you!

By superjewguy | 19

#5993141 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:39

he croaked?

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5993155 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:53

He did, but maybe not by accident. Maybe the frog wanted to Kermit suicide.

sk8rdud3 | 24

#5993315 - Monday 30 June 2014 16:46

That was the best pun on here so far.

gjikvtj | 18

#5993326 - Monday 30 June 2014 17:11

I think that's the first pun I've genuinely laughed at

By Killz268 | 18

#5993142 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:40

FATALITY!

illegalbeagle69 | 23

#5993384 - Monday 30 June 2014 18:48

GET OVER HERE you lump in the carpet that keeps hopping away.

GentlemanBastard | 15

#5993390 - Monday 30 June 2014 18:55

OP Wins. Flawless victory.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5993426 - Monday 30 June 2014 19:52

ANIMALITY!!!...

fuckyourlifeOP | 25

#5993553 - Monday 30 June 2014 22:29

44, is the three dots at the end of ALL your comments really necessary?

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5994701 - Tuesday 1 July 2014 20:38

Yes... Yes it is...

By ronberg | 15

#5993150 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:45

well that was a froggy situation

alshygirl | 14

#5993188 - Monday 30 June 2014 13:24

Please just don't.

cakefete2 | 30

#5993317 - Monday 30 June 2014 16:48

Where's OP? We need to borrow that lethal foot.

jackel_love | 14

#5993550 - Monday 30 June 2014 22:26

LOL. #29, your comments are making my day. For some weird reason Usher's song "Yeah!" started playing in my head when I read this.

By 1dvs_bstd | 41

#5993154 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:49

you'd wanna dry clean it..

By DocBastard | 38

#5993160 - Monday 30 June 2014 12:58

There's only one thing you can do to the carpet now -

Ribbit up.

ThatOneGuy719 | 16

#5993168 - Monday 30 June 2014 13:04

Why was this thumbed down? It's actually a pretty good one

maggsie | 11

#5996395 - Thursday 3 July 2014 13:24

ahhhhhhhh Hahahahaha YES

By brandoneyez1 | 25

#5993165 - Monday 30 June 2014 13:02

Look before you just stomp. Lesson learned.

MidnaLink | 31

#5993223 - Monday 30 June 2014 14:19

How can you look at what you can't see?

brandoneyez1 | 25

#5993228 - Monday 30 June 2014 14:27

If it was an area rug... How would a frog get under a carpet?

RedPillSucks | 31

#5993279 - Monday 30 June 2014 15:59

Holes in the floor boards. If it's a slab house construction, sometimes things can get in from the edge.

By MoodiQ | 8

#5993166 - Monday 30 June 2014 13:02

looks like you FROGot to check before placing the carpet

By Adam5858 | 17

#5993175 - Monday 30 June 2014 13:12

I say that was a pain to clean up.Try look for where he got under so it doesnt happen again

Fiorella1 | 19

#5993838 - Tuesday 1 July 2014 3:43

If only that made sense.

By justdiebitches | 19

#5993197 - Monday 30 June 2014 13:34

This made me sad. Poor frog :c

Taylor22294 | 24

#5993242 - Monday 30 June 2014 14:42

It's not ok for frogs to die but as your name states it's ok for bitches to die. Learned something new

smokecloud_ | 37

#5993369 - Monday 30 June 2014 18:20

Frogs and other cute wildlife are innocent creatures. Bitches, on the other hand...

cakefete2 | 30

#5993373 - Monday 30 June 2014 18:24

Bit ironic you have a picture of a dog on your profile. I hope that's a male dog.

smokecloud_ | 37

#5993424 - Monday 30 June 2014 19:51

Bahaha I didn't even think of that. he's a boy. xD

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