The FML actually explains that.

By being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Wait oops my bad I'm not from the US, over here 'carpet' means the material that is permanently stuck on the floor and sealed

Well fuck the frog's life

Maybe there was a spot where the carpet wasn't sealed all the way down. Or maybe it was a large rug and OP just calls it a carpet because it covered the whole floor.

I know, 8, poor guy just came over to check out OP's "pad" and got river stomped into tomorrow. I feel for Ms. Piggy's loss.

30- THAT is the FUNNIEST comment I have ever seen on this app. Props to you!

He did, but maybe not by accident. Maybe the frog wanted to Kermit suicide.

That was the best pun on here so far.

I think that's the first pun I've genuinely laughed at

GET OVER HERE you lump in the carpet that keeps hopping away.

OP Wins. Flawless victory.

ANIMALITY!!!...

44, is the three dots at the end of ALL your comments really necessary?

Yes... Yes it is...

Please just don't.

Where's OP? We need to borrow that lethal foot.

LOL. #29, your comments are making my day. For some weird reason Usher's song "Yeah!" started playing in my head when I read this.

Why was this thumbed down? It's actually a pretty good one

ahhhhhhhh Hahahahaha YES

How can you look at what you can't see?

If it was an area rug... How would a frog get under a carpet?

Holes in the floor boards. If it's a slab house construction, sometimes things can get in from the edge.

If only that made sense.

It's not ok for frogs to die but as your name states it's ok for bitches to die. Learned something new

Frogs and other cute wildlife are innocent creatures. Bitches, on the other hand...

Bit ironic you have a picture of a dog on your profile. I hope that's a male dog.

Bahaha I didn't even think of that. he's a boy. xD