Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
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WellThatSucked89 13
Grandmas are better! They will always love you :)
Welshite 40
It's admirable that you love her so much. She's worth it.
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Comments (131)
greekk 21
cute
Zen_Mei 17
Adorable!
kristabelli 19
OP you sound like such a good grandchild. That's lovely!
simplysarcastics 26
I find it very cute and you can always get a bf, i only got to meet one grandparent (others died before I was born) and she was usually sick (cancer). So I hardly got to spend enough time and she just passed. Not trying to sadden the mood but I would give anything to have a grandparent they are the best!
incoherentrmblr 22
Well, look at Happy Gilmore...
WellThatSucked89 13
Grandmas are better! They will always love you :)
masterof1 7
And give you food
random_cashmere 25
And they will not dump you!
gkhalil98 16
Family is better than any boy!
Welshite 40
It's admirable that you love her so much. She's worth it.
seprunner 12
At least you have a grandma
WellThatSucked89 13
Aww, I would share, but she passed away five years ago.
jazzy_123 20
5, tell me about it. I always wondered what it was like. I have one grandpa left but I bet it's nothing close to having a grandma. They passed away before I was born.
Welshite 40
#26: The loss of a family member is purely subjective. I've lost grandparents of both genders, and in drastically different circumstances. It all depends on the relationship you have with them.
LeaAnne94 17
That's what I was thinking, too. I wish I could've spent more time with my grandma like the OP can with theirs.
minesbiggerr 25
I was never able to talk or see any of my grandparents before they passed away. I've always wondered how it would be with grandparents
falon142012 22
All you guys can take comfort in the fact that someday you can be grandparents. :-) It may not be exactly what you want now, but you will get to give your grand kids what you didn't have!
skyttlz 32
I'm the same way. Never met any of mine. And I do wonder what it's like to have a grandma.
nchic01 17
aw
coried91 28
I get excited when my Grandma calls too. She is the one person I can trust with anything. Grandma's are always there for you. Well, most of them anyway.
andits 21
Some guy will some day appreciate your caring quality
Bzu123 8
maybe you should get out more:-)
laureri 26
That is very sweet....but morning wood prolly makes for awkward conversations!
Mightyrif 23
OP is a girl. Something an imbecile like you wouldn't understand.
gracehi 33
OP could possibly be a homosexual man. The gender is unspecified. However, considering that OP sometimes sleeps in the same bad as "her," and also considering that homosexuals represent only a small portion of the population, it's far more likely that OP is female.
coried91 28
Jeez.. Imbecile? Some people take things too far on here.
Godsofdracos 15
Imbecile is so bad now, I'd understand if he called them a raging **** nugget, but really imbecile?
laureri 26
Actually, the community I live in is heavily homosexual so my instant thought was a guy, which doesn't make me an imbecile. Perception, culture, and environment represents how we interpret the world. It was a tongue and cheek comment, remove stick from ass.