a stubbed toe is no joke my friend.

I'm in the Army . as tough as it is a stubbed toe is no fun ! I'd cry too !

Especially if you hit it hard enough to break it.

Such toe. Very pain. Wow! But in all seriousness, I knew someone who broke their toe when they stubbed it on something, so it could have been a little harder than a light tap. And don't forget he fell over too, which could also hurt.

My mom broke her toe by stubbing it off the table!

"I wish you were my pinky toe" "..why? " "cause I'd bang you on everything." ..smooooth.

Oh the irony...

There is no irony here.

My teacher stubbed his toe and ended up getting a staph infection!

a bullet wound doesn't hurt for very long your body goes into shock. until you go to get the bullet out that is

He could have been shot, you never know.

a bullet wouldn't get stuck in your toe. if it does, I'd stop playing with pellet guns.

A bullet wound can kill, and 1. A bullet could take a toe off, possibly. 2. Who said the bullet would get stuck???

a bullet wound can't kill if it is to the toe...

152, wana bet?

Double challenge

Hey! Don't start shooting eachother leave that to our armyman!

#152 in Call of duty you can...

Well said #3

grunts up. a stubbed toe sucks, but nothing compared to rucking twelve miles with badly blistered feet.

Wow does no one understand this reference!

Apparently not.

Grunt life.

Personal other than grunt. Google "fobit song" and it might come to life. Spent 9 years of my life as a grunt till I was medically retired.

Solid response #3 haha. Obviously a lot of people are lacking on their military terminology. Then again, it is a language all its own.

Agreed. Stubbed toe or not, it takes a lot to serve. Thank you for serving.

I stub my toes on pretty much everything... It kills

this sounds a lil too ironic to be true

The awkward moment when I don't know if #98's comment was moderated because of the comment itself or because of #98's profile pic

Thank you for serving, and godbless. I don't know how anyone could say that with a straight face.

Did they take him to Weeney Hut General?

20, comments like that make me want to stub all your toes and see where they take you...

In the wahmbulance?

Hey at least the nail wasn't ingrown >.

33 Oh I know! That would just suck!

#33, that is one of the ways to get an ingrown toenail!! Stubbing you toe too much, wearing too small shoes etc.

23-that seemed a little uncalled for. Did you not get into the Salty Spittoon?

Best insult in the world: "I hope you step on a Lego."

How about them patriots. :p

Plot twist: stubbed his toe on a chair built of Legos

Man it hurts

#92 I don't even want to think about that...

Theres no reason for you to say that. OP has my respect. You dont know the whole situation so you should keep your mouth shut.

I really need to stop commenting when I'm tired. Like this comment! Feel free to downvote, I deserve it.