By MarBlu - 23/01/2014 12:53 - United States

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 609
You deserved it 16 425

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Stubbing your toe can really hurt! And thank you for your service

Just be thankful you didn't step on a lego block. Many a good men have lost their lives to those foul pieces of plastic.



a stubbed toe is no joke my friend.

I'm in the Army . as tough as it is a stubbed toe is no fun ! I'd cry too !

Especially if you hit it hard enough to break it.

Such toe. Very pain. Wow! But in all seriousness, I knew someone who broke their toe when they stubbed it on something, so it could have been a little harder than a light tap. And don't forget he fell over too, which could also hurt.

My mom broke her toe by stubbing it off the table!

"I wish you were my pinky toe" "..why? " "cause I'd bang you on everything." ..smooooth.

incoherentrmblr 21

Oh the irony...

There is no irony here.

My teacher stubbed his toe and ended up getting a staph infection!

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a bullet wound doesn't hurt for very long your body goes into shock. until you go to get the bullet out that is

He could have been shot, you never know.

a bullet wouldn't get stuck in your toe. if it does, I'd stop playing with pellet guns.

A bullet wound can kill, and 1. A bullet could take a toe off, possibly. 2. Who said the bullet would get stuck???

a bullet wound can't kill if it is to the toe...

StillUsesMyspace 22

152, wana bet?

Double challenge

Hey! Don't start shooting eachother leave that to our armyman!

#152 in Call of duty you can...

joeyl2008 29


whothewhat 4

Well said #3

grunts up. a stubbed toe sucks, but nothing compared to rucking twelve miles with badly blistered feet.

Wow does no one understand this reference!

Apparently not.

Nolimit2217 32

Grunt life.

Personal other than grunt. Google "fobit song" and it might come to life. Spent 9 years of my life as a grunt till I was medically retired.

Solid response #3 haha. Obviously a lot of people are lacking on their military terminology. Then again, it is a language all its own.

Stubbing your toe can really hurt! And thank you for your service

Agreed. Stubbed toe or not, it takes a lot to serve. Thank you for serving.

I stub my toes on pretty much everything... It kills

C0M1C4L 9

this sounds a lil too ironic to be true

The awkward moment when I don't know if #98's comment was moderated because of the comment itself or because of #98's profile pic

Thank you for serving, and godbless. I don't know how anyone could say that with a straight face.

Stubbing a toe hurts; I don't blame you.

Redoxx_fml 22

Did they take him to Weeney Hut General?

20, comments like that make me want to stub all your toes and see where they take you...

In the wahmbulance?

Hey at least the nail wasn't ingrown >.

33 Oh I know! That would just suck!

#33, that is one of the ways to get an ingrown toenail!! Stubbing you toe too much, wearing too small shoes etc.

Redoxx_fml 22

23-that seemed a little uncalled for. Did you not get into the Salty Spittoon?

Just be thankful you didn't step on a lego block. Many a good men have lost their lives to those foul pieces of plastic.

Best insult in the world: "I hope you step on a Lego."

Nastorrian 11

How about them patriots. :p

Plot twist: stubbed his toe on a chair built of Legos

Man it hurts

#92 I don't even want to think about that...

Although your ego may be bruised, and possibly your toe, I'm sure your family can see the hilarity of the situation and laugh it off.

Well, now we know why you had to go home.

Theres no reason for you to say that. OP has my respect. You dont know the whole situation so you should keep your mouth shut.

I really need to stop commenting when I'm tired. Like this comment! Feel free to downvote, I deserve it.

Nolimit2217 32

A stubbed toe can bring down the toughest man.

you obviously took a step in the wrong direction.