Today, my work decided to fire me. Three days ago, I sat down with my boss and asked if they could fix the sewage leak in my office, and maybe look into how loud it is. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there's no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
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core01 30
call OSHA. They take sewage in offices really badly.
RichardPencil 32
You have a loud sewage leak in your office? You should be happy you got fired from such a... ...wait on it... ...shitty... ...company.
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Comments (3)
RichardPencil 32
You have a loud sewage leak in your office? You should be happy you got fired from such a... ...wait on it... ...shitty... ...company.
core01 30
call OSHA. They take sewage in offices really badly.
Charlie Given 28
sounds like you've been fired for an unreasonable cause time to report their asses to the labor board and whoever does safety inspections where you live like OSHA