Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
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marmlr339
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How rude!
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ambowew
| 7
He got tempted by the gay bar next door, sorry.
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marmlr339
| 14
How rude!
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It doesn't matter how I see it, but anytime I see or hear "how rude"...I get instant flashbacks of Stephanie on Full House.
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SchiTzenGiglez
| 0
Bob Saget!!!
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ThogTheCaveman
| 7
Jar Jar... please, kill me now.
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Kn0wledge123
| 21
^^You got it, dude.
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Hide_Yo_Kids
| 0
Have Mercy!
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aquariusangel420
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Next boyfriend please that's not right you deserve someone sooooooo much better FUCK THAT WASTE!!!
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mozeltov
| 7
^please, grammar was invented for a reason.
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hagenmat000
| 0
look at his pic, he's a dumbass
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littlemissFYL
| 5
^^ it smells like ..WOOD!
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breakofdawn1
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that's funny
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Predental
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BEAT his ass
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My_Name_Sucks
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LOL
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stuffhappens223
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Lol #17 your so awesome
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techweed
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Word of Advice:GO FUCK YOURSELF
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leeshxx
| 3
word of advice for you. don't make stupid fucking comments for attention. retard
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agsilver
| 14
take your own advice tech"weed addicted"
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fisheatsbear
| 6
now hold on here, no need to be harsh. I'm sure techweed means it in the best way possible.
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YacL
| 15
Prank call status: Success. But seriously though, that was pretty shitty of him.
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ragzy
| 7
FYL OP, can't say I'm not slightly amused though as this spinds like something I would have done when younger. I just hope he's sorry!
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ragzy
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*sounds
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flyingdonuts
| 1
fifth!
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RaineLee
| 5
Nobody gives a flying fuck.
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HeavyMetalViking
| 0
Damn, that's a harsh one.
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fisheatsbear
| 6
*tosses donuts in the rain while listening to heavy metal*
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ragzy
| 7
please let me know if I'm getting on the wrong side of you Raine!!
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leeshxx
| 3
so this cryout for attention of fifth should be changed into something a bit more interesting. sirin I'm looking at you :)
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Kn0wledge123
| 21
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Hide_Yo_Kids
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43 did you just moderate yourself?
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Kn0wledge123
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{answer moderated}
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RaineLee
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Guys, I was trying to make my comment match #5's username.
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ambowew
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He got tempted by the gay bar next door, sorry.
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ZTD09
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Did he make up for it in bed?
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miserypoison
| 13
that's not the way the cookie is suppose to crumble..
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CookieCrazy
| 8
They will all crumble eventually.
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iLazy
| 0
Not unless it gets soaked in water or milk, then eaten in one bite
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BugsBunny1
| 4
Now iLazy, let's think about this. No matter how you eat it, you will never shit out a cookie whole. That being said, I think it's safe to assume that the cookie will always crumble.
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BugsBunny1
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Now iLazy, let's think about this. No matter how you eat it, you will never shit out a cookie whole. That being said, I think it's safe to assume that the cookie will always crumble.
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thebestof1984
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So much for being a loving girlfriend!
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xtacticalswarmx
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At least you tried. But so much for being the loving girlfriend that you are. I would appreciate if my girlfriend was that way. On another note, why wasn't he with you, or vice versa?
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anorexicbarbie
| 8
Two people in a relationship don't need to be together all of the time.
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xtacticalswarmx
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....When did this come about? I thought two people in a relationship were ALWAYS supposed to be together? -.- Thank you so much, for pointing out my ignorance.