By Anonymous - 1/5/2011 05:36 - Reserved
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
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  BugsBunny1  |  4

Now iLazy, let's think about this. No matter how you eat it, you will never shit out a cookie whole. That being said, I think it's safe to assume that the cookie will always crumble.

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  BugsBunny1  |  4

Now iLazy, let's think about this. No matter how you eat it, you will never shit out a cookie whole. That being said, I think it's safe to assume that the cookie will always crumble.

By  xtacticalswarmx  |  0

At least you tried. But so much for being the loving girlfriend that you are. I would appreciate if my girlfriend was that way. On another note, why wasn't he with you, or vice versa?