hair club for men!

Why? Just shave off whatever is left and problem is solved.

Shave the head, grow a beard and OP wear some water wings and carry a floatie, you're gonna be drowning soon if you catch my drift...

Time to consider Bosley...

You Might want to trim your chest?

Maybe his chest hair is short, and his head hair is really short.

Or maybe his head hair is simply migrating to his chest.

Lol his hair is going south for the winter.

You might just have super long chest hair

It's such a 'hairy' situtation, isn't it.

Boo.

Welcome to the club. Gotta go to Bosely

At least your pubic hairs aren't as long..

I'm sure you would know ;D

They probably are.

I hate to be that guy that everyone hates, but your picture is awesome 45

No reason to be ashamed of your manliness

I agree. Bald isn't bad. There are a lot of hot bald guys out there OP! Be happy with who you are and embrace it!

To add to the previously mentioned arguments: While balding itself is always something unpleasant for men, I'd strongly suggest for you to rather embrace it than try to fight it.
There were a couple recent studies that showed that bald men are generally considered more trustworthy and more successful than other men.
That being said, these studies also agree on one thing: Never fight a losing battle. This basically means that if you are indeed going bald(and are certain that it's not just a temporary thing due to stress), then don't try to hide it, but rather embrace it.
The least trusted men are those who go for comb-overs or have haircuts like e.g. Ted from Scrubs. Instead, go full-on bald and own it.

Trust me, once you stop desperately fighting against it and instead ride with it, you'll gain a bunch of confidence, which will have a positive effect on almost all other aspects of your life.

As long as your shaft is functional it's all good. Cheer up

And if it's not, you can always buy a new one at the hardware store.

But there's no point in just being a tool.

I highly presume OP's not a fool, he knows his tool :)

Looks like This isn't going to be a hairy situation. ..

sorrynotsorry

You must be Dobby; NOT Hairy Potter.

No no its kreacher get it right

10 - Is that an improperly used semicolon, or one of OP's chest hairs poking out of your comment?

I didn't get my mane of luxurious hair by innocent means. That one must have fallen out of my duffel bag.

go with a military hair cut. that could help mask the fact that you are going bald.