By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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VampOfSavannah 31

Lol his hair is going south for the winter.

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tripwire88 6

As long as your shaft is functional it's all good. Cheer up

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Dthsapprntc 23

Why? Just shave off whatever is left and problem is solved.

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Wizardo 33

Shave the head, grow a beard and OP wear some water wings and carry a floatie, you're gonna be drowning soon if you catch my drift...

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incoherentrmblr 21

Time to consider Bosley...

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TheCrispyCat 20

Maybe his chest hair is short, and his head hair is really short.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Or maybe his head hair is simply migrating to his chest.

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VampOfSavannah 31

Lol his hair is going south for the winter.

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Kn0wledge123 21

Welcome to the club. Gotta go to Bosely

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ErinPinelli 24

At least your pubic hairs aren't as long..

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StillUsesMyspace 22

I hate to be that guy that everyone hates, but your picture is awesome 45

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coried91 28

I agree. Bald isn't bad. There are a lot of hot bald guys out there OP! Be happy with who you are and embrace it!

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Voij 16

To add to the previously mentioned arguments: While balding itself is always something unpleasant for men, I'd strongly suggest for you to rather embrace it than try to fight it. There were a couple recent studies that showed that bald men are generally considered more trustworthy and more successful than other men. That being said, these studies also agree on one thing: Never fight a losing battle. This basically means that if you are indeed going bald(and are certain that it's not just a temporary thing due to stress), then don't try to hide it, but rather embrace it. The least trusted men are those who go for comb-overs or have haircuts like e.g. Ted from Scrubs. Instead, go full-on bald and own it. Trust me, once you stop desperately fighting against it and instead ride with it, you'll gain a bunch of confidence, which will have a positive effect on almost all other aspects of your life.

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tripwire88 6

As long as your shaft is functional it's all good. Cheer up

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Welshite 39

And if it's not, you can always buy a new one at the hardware store.

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Wolvander88 19

But there's no point in just being a tool.

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mrlopez 13

I highly presume OP's not a fool, he knows his tool :)

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Butwhymeagain 12

Looks like This isn't going to be a hairy situation. .. sorrynotsorry

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Nyx_fml 23

10 - Is that an improperly used semicolon, or one of OP's chest hairs poking out of your comment?

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Welshite 39

I didn't get my mane of luxurious hair by innocent means. That one must have fallen out of my duffel bag.

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ZY1431 24

go with a military hair cut. that could help mask the fact that you are going bald.

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