By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 823
You deserved it 557

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So when you are really being murdered, your neighbors will think, “She must have stubbed her toe again. Ho-hum!”

At least you know they're looking out for you...

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At least you know they're looking out for you...

So when you are really being murdered, your neighbors will think, “She must have stubbed her toe again. Ho-hum!”

You may feel less pain being stabbed, quite understandable.

Damn. That had to be a really loud screem for your neighbors to hear if you don't live in an apartment. So how did the talk with cops go?

Was it your baby toe? That’s the most painful!

I would have just said I stepped on a Lego.