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Life is pain

By pussy - 21/04/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, since my family and friends always make fun of me for being a wuss when it comes to pain, when I stubbed my toe, I made a point to not scream or complain in any way. Instead, I vomited and fainted. FML

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Charlie Given 26

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Thursday 21 April 2022 13:27

It might be a good idea to go see a neurologist,you could be literally feeling pain at a much more intense level than the average human being, from a condition like neuropathy might be a good idea to get it checked out.

justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Thursday 21 April 2022 20:05

That's not being a wuss, that's having an actual medical issue that would be a good idea to get addressed. Hopefully That's something you can do and your family will quit being dicks

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Charlie Given 26

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Thursday 21 April 2022 13:27

It might be a good idea to go see a neurologist,you could be literally feeling pain at a much more intense level than the average human being, from a condition like neuropathy might be a good idea to get it checked out.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 21 April 2022 15:22

You just gave them more material. I expect to see a Netflix special one day where one of your relatives jokes about your wussiness.

justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Thursday 21 April 2022 20:05

That's not being a wuss, that's having an actual medical issue that would be a good idea to get addressed. Hopefully That's something you can do and your family will quit being dicks

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