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Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
"his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected"
that's a fucking awesome statement
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015