Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

by fuck you, bitchcake / 11/10/2013 at 1:26pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous

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  • "his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected"

    that's a fucking awesome statement

    #11 - On 11/10/2013 at 8:55pm by metallicshadow

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  • But I bet the look on his face was priceless

    #2 - On 11/10/2013 at 8:43pm by JamoB

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