By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
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metallicshadow 16
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"his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected" that's a fucking awesome statement

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JamoB 7
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But I bet the look on his face was priceless

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41swags 9
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Two words: Ass hole

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mercifulbane 3
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20 minutes? took you some time there

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Haduken 16
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I love the analogy you used

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jococo7787 3
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If i were op, next time i would bring an umbrella to the movies.

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perdix 29

Asshole is a single compound word, asshole.

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Lacist 19
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Two words: Worth it.

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Robbieisadowg 16
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#32 Thats 5 words. Jk

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PIGaming 21
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Really? 5 words? Even if you are joking its still 4 words.

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Axipiter 24
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6 words: Can't count.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22
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Not that these are directed at anyone, but there's asshole, asshat, ass-wipe, how many more versions of the word are there (and do I really want to know)?

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8313girl 28

Ok I know Y'all are on the asshole vs. ass-hole debate but y'all failed to miss OP's title. I think bitchcake is a much better insult lol.

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44345 9

yeah asshole world

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iMuffinKat 16
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"Bitchcake" omg I love the title

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JamoB 7
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But I bet the look on his face was priceless

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puggypark 14
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You should have explained to the people that kicked you out that the guy was throwing stuff at you

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CanadiAnM8 24
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At least you got to see the look on his face. Probably better then te movie.

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masterof1 7
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MaryJaneUSA 4
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That would egg on the thrower I think...

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FreakoHolm 6
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Bet those good news felt real good.

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capslockisgood 19
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Did that really need to be said?

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astralvagan 20

why not just get the theater staff to throw him out?

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iLike2Teabag 27

It's in Canada, eh. The staff would have gave him free popcorn for wasting his time or something nice like that.

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arsenicalhumor 30
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Actually, we give dog sleds with upgraded Huskies, because we're that fucking nice. SO much better then popcorn. What do you think we are, arrogant or something? Jeez.

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caver1 14
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The same ting happend to me at a ball game.

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Cazz91 21
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What a twit. Not only did he start shit first but he wasted delicious candy on you for nothing! Other people would have appreciated watching the film while eating that expensive candy more so than him (unless he snuck his own in) but same thing still applies.

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mario2012 18
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I find your picture disturbingly hot.

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Alycat6363 15
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Ugh I wouldn't put up with that for 5 minutes, how did you handle 20?

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YDIoveragain 4

5min? I might let the first time go as an accident the moment the second candy hit me he be in for some beat down .

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iLike2Teabag 27

Because he's Canadian, eh.

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metallicshadow 16
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"his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected" that's a fucking awesome statement

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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because it's sadly true...

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