FML : Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished...

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuck you, bitchcake - / Sunday 10 November 2013 18:26 / Canada - Dartmouth

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By metallicshadow | 16

#5750268 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:55

"his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected"

that's a fucking awesome statement

By JamoB | 7

#5750232 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:43

But I bet the look on his face was priceless

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By 41swags | 9

#5750229 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:41

Two words: Ass hole

mercifulbane | 3

#5750254 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:49

20 minutes? took you some time there

Haduken | 16

#5750294 - Monday 11 November 2013 3:08

I love the analogy you used

jococo7787 | 3

#5750320 - Monday 11 November 2013 3:29

If i were op, next time i would bring an umbrella to the movies.

perdix | 29

#5750332 - Monday 11 November 2013 3:37

Asshole is a single compound word, asshole.

Lacist | 19

#5750367 - Monday 11 November 2013 4:24

Two words:
Worth it.

Robbieisadowg | 16

#5750447 - Monday 11 November 2013 5:23

#32 Thats 5 words. Jk

PIGaming | 21

#5750457 - Monday 11 November 2013 5:32

Really? 5 words? Even if you are joking its still 4 words.

Axipiter | 24

#5750564 - Monday 11 November 2013 7:57

6 words: Can't count.

BoltTheSuperdog | 22

#5750618 - Monday 11 November 2013 9:14

Not that these are directed at anyone, but there's asshole, asshat, ass-wipe, how many more versions of the word are there (and do I really want to know)?

8313girl | 28

#5750780 - Monday 11 November 2013 14:47

Ok I know Y'all are on the asshole vs. ass-hole debate but y'all failed to miss OP's title. I think bitchcake is a much better insult lol.

xiehan | 8

#5750813 - Monday 11 November 2013 15:35

yeah asshole world

iMuffinKat | 16

#6615905 - Friday 27 May 2016 5:16

"Bitchcake" omg I love the title

By JamoB | 7

#5750232 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:43

But I bet the look on his face was priceless

puggypark | 14

#5750409 - Monday 11 November 2013 4:49

You should have explained to the people that kicked you out that the guy was throwing stuff at you

By CanadiAnM8 | 24

#5750240 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:45

At least you got to see the look on his face. Probably better then te movie.

By masterof1 | 7

#5750241 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MaryJaneUSA | 4

#5750344 - Monday 11 November 2013 3:47

That would egg on the thrower I think...

By FreakoHolm | 6

#5750244 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:46

Bet those good news felt real good.

capslockisgood | 19

#5751561 - Tuesday 12 November 2013 4:20

Did that really need to be said?

By astralvagan | 20

#5750248 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:48

why not just get the theater staff to throw him out?

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5750501 - Monday 11 November 2013 6:13

It's in Canada, eh. The staff would have gave him free popcorn for wasting his time or something nice like that.

arsenicalhumor | 30

#5752682 - Wednesday 13 November 2013 2:54

Actually, we give dog sleds with upgraded Huskies, because we're that fucking nice. SO much better then popcorn. What do you think we are, arrogant or something? Jeez.

By caver1 | 14

#5750256 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:49

The same ting happend to me at a ball game.

iknowiwantyou | 13

#5750370 - Monday 11 November 2013 4:26

ting mon.

coldasfire | 23

#6287338 - Sunday 10 May 2015 19:21

That's great.

By Cazz91 | 21

#5750262 - Monday 11 November 2013 2:51

What a twit. Not only did he start shit first but he wasted delicious candy on you for nothing! Other people would have appreciated watching the film while eating that expensive candy more so than him (unless he snuck his own in) but same thing still applies.