By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
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"his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected" that's a fucking awesome statement

But I bet the look on his face was priceless

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Two words: Ass hole

20 minutes? took you some time there

I love the analogy you used

If i were op, next time i would bring an umbrella to the movies.

Asshole is a single compound word, asshole.

Two words: Worth it.

#32 Thats 5 words. Jk

Really? 5 words? Even if you are joking its still 4 words.

6 words: Can't count.

Not that these are directed at anyone, but there's asshole, asshat, ass-wipe, how many more versions of the word are there (and do I really want to know)?

Ok I know Y'all are on the asshole vs. ass-hole debate but y'all failed to miss OP's title. I think bitchcake is a much better insult lol.

yeah asshole world

"Bitchcake" omg I love the title

But I bet the look on his face was priceless

You should have explained to the people that kicked you out that the guy was throwing stuff at you

At least you got to see the look on his face. Probably better then te movie.

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That would egg on the thrower I think...

Bet those good news felt real good.

Did that really need to be said?

why not just get the theater staff to throw him out?

It's in Canada, eh. The staff would have gave him free popcorn for wasting his time or something nice like that.

Actually, we give dog sleds with upgraded Huskies, because we're that fucking nice. SO much better then popcorn. What do you think we are, arrogant or something? Jeez.

The same ting happend to me at a ball game.

What a twit. Not only did he start shit first but he wasted delicious candy on you for nothing! Other people would have appreciated watching the film while eating that expensive candy more so than him (unless he snuck his own in) but same thing still applies.

I find your picture disturbingly hot.

Ugh I wouldn't put up with that for 5 minutes, how did you handle 20?

5min? I might let the first time go as an accident the moment the second candy hit me he be in for some beat down .

Because he's Canadian, eh.

"his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected" that's a fucking awesome statement

because it's sadly true...