Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my date's popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
Today, I was in a movie theater trying to stay awake during a boring film that my girlfriend really wanted to see. Next thing I know, I’m snoring loudly. My girlfriend sharply nudged me awake, and I realized the people in the row in front of me were giggling at me like I was a hibernating cartoon bear. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML
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cheesecakex 5
I get really tired in dark places too, probably best to go home and nap as opposed to the cinema.
WCARlover 35
wow what a waste of money to pay for a movie you didn't even watch
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Comments (139)
lexeous 4
At least they woke you up.
ashleydg 7
yeah right? that's what I was thinking. they could have just left them there.
WCARlover 35
yeah forreal, they couldve left you locked in there
Iamnotmyself 17
You were watching the documentary on decomposing elephants again. God that is one boring movie.
eminemchick 19
i would make a relevant comment but 1's picture is so mesmerizing...
flockz 20
usher's point of view- " Today i woke up a fat ass that engulfed himself in sugary snacks. Then i worked an hour overtime to clean up his mess. FML" dont feel too bad op your life is the only one that sucks. lol
mello111 1
yea I agree with you atleast th usher woke you up!!
flockz 20
*isn't* just realized my comment didnt make sense haha
L3Paparazzo 7
OP went to the movies alone ? FYL
muselover23 0
that and you got a nap?
SpeakingMyMind 0
52 - You can't take the 'toys' with you everywhere, or people would stare! Or so I've heard...
a_nutritionist 10
agree, they woke you up, wheres the fml? today you fell asleep by accident? who gives a shit?
cheesecakex 5
I get really tired in dark places too, probably best to go home and nap as opposed to the cinema.
SirObvious 1
you'd be fun to have over:| jk and I hope it's a girl:)
theten_fml 9
mmm cinema
zozohearts 0
I always fall asleep at the cinema. It sucks because the movie would be really good and I'd be loaded with nachos, popcorn, soda and candy. Lol I guess I'm like o.p.
peakcheer 2
when did people start saying cinema?
Princessx3Jamie 0
It sucks you were at a movie alone in the first place :(
WCARlover 35
wow what a waste of money to pay for a movie you didn't even watch
turtlemansam 6
At least he got a good nap out of it
johnnie254 7
nice pic lol @4
kaengle 5
I was thinking the same thing!(;
YacL 15
Not to mention all the junk food. Poor OP.
sephoraprincess 7
well, he could take the food home ;D
Garytt 0
why waste money on movies at all? there are tons of online movie sites :D
alissa222 15
Looks like it was a waste of money to MAKE the movie, it sounds dreadfully boring.
fireball941 6
why go?
Ranimal 12
It's not like he planned on falling asleep...
CJ77NT 0
how was the movie?
MrSassypants 34
If I was OP I would tell you because I can see through my eyes... -__-
XxHunterHavocxX 0
haha win ^^^
CJ77NT 0
sarcasm....ever heard of it? cuz thts what I was using.
MrSassypants 34
60 I actually kinda was but I meant eyelids. ^_^
smurfsarwales 9
ahahaha now 37 go die
CJ77NT 0
108........**** off lol
codyfranta 0
fail.
YayFlameWarz 9
woah there champ, easy now. We're all friends here
CJ77NT 0
ELE everybody love everybody
loverBall 0
ahaha wow thats embarrasing and a waste of money should have went home ydi.!
InvaderAmi 4
How is that embarrassing? People fall asleep during movies all the time.
zimandme123 0
I dont get it??? y is that so bad??
J352SAURUS 30
OP paid for a movie but fell asleep so he/she essentially paid to take a nap in a public place. The food wasn't really a waste of money because I'm sure he/she could still eat it after waking up (unless it was spilled everywhere). But yeah, paying for a product that was not received because of one's own fault.
kittykat1497 7
I'm guessing the movie sucked :P
cynthiaF 0
I'm guessing they we're tired after a LONG AND TIRING DAY AT WORK. -____-
parxxx 0
how would he/she or you know..he fell asleep because he was tired not because the movie was boring.
chelseaaababyyy 17
i think she was joking.. ?
lindseyluvszac 4
Too much sugar, not enough stimulation. You probably went into a slight coma. YDI fool
xxsarahfxx 6
I don't even wanna know what your talking about .
SpeakingMyMind 0
Dont feel bad, #12 doesn't know what she's talking about either.
woahwoahwow 9
at least nobody drew on your face with magic marker(: