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Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil tempted her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35558) - you deserved it (1966)

On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by sonofahypocriticalwhore (man) - United States

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Hypocrites at their finest. Anything is okay for them to do with their religion as their excuse but as soon as someone else does it they're immoral, hellbound people.

#1 - On 12/07/2012 at 5:17pm by williamcarter93

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I hear there are lots of naughty, naughty girls at bible camp.

#4 - On 12/07/2012 at 5:19pm by DocBastard

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