Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
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Top comments
Mads_1234 28
It's your right to send him pictures. She has no say in it, especially if you wanted to see if he liked your haircut. Just ignore her.
Violetear 19
Seems like the kind of mother who'd say you'll go to hell for wearing a sleeveless shirt. Feel bad for the OP.
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Comments (92)
Mads_1234 28
It's your right to send him pictures. She has no say in it, especially if you wanted to see if he liked your haircut. Just ignore her.
friedpwnadge 25
Her parenting is bad and she should feel bad!
lp5252 4
you dirty ****!
cosmosis 12
12 - Woah!! Easy tiger! Thats abit over the top there chief!!!
fareith 15
I dunno, that's pretty risqué.
VeganVampyre 27
Yeah, that's right up there with the girl who tried to hold her boyfriend's hand in public. Shameful!
Violetear 19
Seems like the kind of mother who'd say you'll go to hell for wearing a sleeveless shirt. Feel bad for the OP.
firefighter925 18
I guess no more selfies
Blue_Black_fml 21
Her mom sounds like the mother character in "Carrie".. If OP has telekinetic abilities, the mom is in extreme danger!
xx000o 27
Some mothers never grow up.
Jac_d_ipper 10
Unless OP isnt taking a snap of her head haircut but of her pubic haircut, **** explain her being fully clothes though!
IliekLoki 7
I've never thought it that way...
angelitared 27
You sinner!!!!! Repent!!
UberNova 18
Maybe you should think about moving out, for privacy and to get away from your mum.
Pleonasm 36
Sounds like Hell has really let its standards drop these days... They let just about anyone in ever since the clientele all went to that new S&M convention.
perdix 31
Now, which body part received this "haircut?"
Wizardo 34
I'm guessing her toe knuckles, those things can get pretty bushy.
perdix 31
#9, the up-nose shot can be pretty nasty, even if one does a good job with the rotary trimmer. Even with waxed nostrils, it's not a pretty sight.
Wizardo 34
#33, hairy ears can be pretty grim as well, I mean its hard enough to trim or get the hair then its all spilling out of your droopy ass ear. Also really hairy chests are not nice, especially guys wearing super low V neck T-Shirts displaying their man fur...
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Not on FML
The_Thinker 18
A new haircut? Sorry, you're going to have to specify where exactly you received the Brazilian treatment.
ceji3 13
Parents can do that sometimes.
mario2012 18
The stupid ones do.