Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mother is mad at me because I dared, yes DARED, to go out with a girl who stands up to her instead of just meekly doing what she tells her. Which should tell you exactly what sort of woman my mother is, so you know this FML is just the tip of my lifelong misery iceberg. FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
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Top comments
williamcarter93 13
Hypocrites at their finest. Anything is okay for them to do with their religion as their excuse but as soon as someone else does it they're immoral, hellbound people.
DocBastard 40
I hear there are lots of naughty, naughty girls at bible camp.
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Comments (228)
Ressamies 6
That's pathetic. Especially since religion is the biggest hoax in the world.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
Except for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He is very real.
bugmenotmofo 34
You know, you could also blame it on the devil. However, moving to your own apartment might be a better idea.
JaysFanStu 3
Religion + Idiots =
I_LostTheGame42 3
Sending someone to a bible camp can be seen as being illegal.
CrazyManNo9 29
Get some counseling before she f's up the rest of your life. Seriously, dude, your name says it all. Get help.
KiddNYC1O 22
I love overly religious people.........
winkydog4056 16
Well, sonofahypocriticalwhore (very detailed by the way), you just tell your mama that you was a tempted by the devil when you was lookin' at bikini girls' hooters. That was what you was lookin at, son?
hellokeroppi 5
Exactly why I hate religion
trulymickeyj 13
I would hate her and would have bitched back!
MangaManiacNat 13
Use the same excuse?