Religion, Cheating, Parents and Miscellaneous: Hypocrite much?

Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

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Burn the witch!

By fanaticalfuckspawn - 25/08/2014 20:14 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML

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Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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So, it is not immoral ?

By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yells at my dad for watching porn. My dad responds, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I have shown you!" He is also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML

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By Anonymous Cunt - 24/11/2012 19:38 - Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Just the tip

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 22:00

Today, my mother is mad at me because I dared, yes DARED, to go out with a girl who stands up to her instead of just meekly doing what she tells her. Which should tell you exactly what sort of woman my mother is, so you know this FML is just the tip of my lifelong misery iceberg. FML

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williamcarter93 13

Friday 7 December 2012 23:17

Hypocrites at their finest. Anything is okay for them to do with their religion as their excuse but as soon as someone else does it they're immoral, hellbound people.

DocBastard 38

Friday 7 December 2012 23:19

I hear there are lots of naughty, naughty girls at bible camp.

Comments

The_Brain_fml 3

Saturday 8 December 2012 2:17

Hahahahhahaha

jewwybeanzzz 10

Saturday 8 December 2012 2:21

But... bible camp is fun! :P my friend almost killed us with bug spray because we was afraid of spiders, I had a conversation with a friend and she said if she's 80 and dieing in a hospital I am allowed to push her over Niagara falls and then put her body on a boat with all of her possessions and light it on fire (like a Viking). Also we played real life fruit ninja. Machetes and watermelon? heck yes! I'm sorry your mom is hypocritical. Please know not every religious person is like that

vmiller97 3

Saturday 8 December 2012 2:21

It is always sad when people use religion that way, ruining it for other people. I am personally a Christian and I know that Jesus didn't stand for condemnation but forgiveness and salvation. Sorry about your mom, I hope it all works out for you.

starmagick 3

Saturday 8 December 2012 2:40

you should've made her cheating your comeback to her for yelling at you

sp00ky_fml 5

Saturday 8 December 2012 3:27

So says yet another mindless peon with no understanding or comprehension of the concept of respect for ones parents and family. I feel sorry for you.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 8 December 2012 7:38

Said the person who probably ignored the how the mother showed no understanding or comprehension of the concept of respect for ones husband (*Cough *Cough *cheating *Cough) or son (being a hypocrite).

chantelhelmersen 6

Saturday 8 December 2012 3:09

I know what you mean.

fucking_dev 2

Saturday 8 December 2012 3:23

oh my gosh .. I would have told that bitch to **** off .. & when I got sent to camp I'd go around saying I love the devil & talking shit to them to until I got kicked out & sent back home ... wow , **** that bitch aka your mom

SillyGirl4602 23

Saturday 8 December 2012 3:36

Threatening to send you to bible camp for looking at a photo is silly. Saying that the devil tempted her to have an affair? That is just asinine.

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 8 December 2012 3:59

Religious fanatics can be a hypocritical bunch at times, justifying their behavior on being "tempted by the devil" and claiming to be "born again" so they can wipe their slate clean.