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  MrClean17  |  15

I remember living with my parents, and even credible evidence wouldn't change their opinions haha. Once they set their minds, they were impossible to change.

By  smilepatrol  |  7

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No lol. I knew they were joking, but a lot of other people were saying stuff about fake tans and I know a lot of guys wouldn't know, so I commented on this one because it was closest to the top.


I don't see what's wrong with that. A bronzer is like blush. If you know how to apply it properly, it shouldn't be very noticeable. Bronzers are just for those days you look extremely pale, you just add a bit and even it out with a blending brush to add a bit of colour to your skin.

And OP, either your mom doesn't know what a bronzer is, or you applied enough to make you look like you just shoved your face in a pile of dog shit and she didn't really want to tell you straight up.

  winkydog4056  |  16

#116_....shoved your face in a pile of dog, the mental image is charming. Thank you

  Jdog619  |  11

Breathing oxygen greatly increases your chances of getting cancer. Fact: every person that has gotten cancer EVER has, at some point in their life breathed oxygen!

  MrSassypants  |  32

Then she'll blame OP and yell at her for giving her a higher blood pressure and then start yelling at her (OP that her (the Mother) constant yelling at OP keeps on giving her a higher blood pressure and it would just keep going and going until she explodes. Then you have mom confetti.

By  Jonaahhhh  |  12

Try to take solace in the fact that your mom probably just doesn't want you ending up like the orange monster whore Snookie... But your right, she shouldn't be having conniptions over this.

By  ICastillo  |  24

I don't see what so cool about a fake tan, most those people end up looking like an Oompa Loompa anyway.

I want to punch the jersey shore douche bags for making people think that's cool.


It was cool before Jersey Shore. Plus, the "cool" thing about it is the pretty tan without the skin cancer. Been there done that, my sister just found out she has (I think it's) melanoma after years of weekly tanning, and I'd much prefer to see her using Fake Bake.

  idgaf528  |  6

What does snookie and a vacuum have in common?
-they both suck, blow, and get laid in a closet!!
-btw, it was "cool" before Jersey shore as you mentioned, but jersey shore just made alot more people want to look like them and made it alot more common and popular, made it more approved by society, guys should not "fake bake" on a daily basis like that, and how they act and talk? Not the accent, I mean the stupidity that just flows out of their mouths in what they interpret as "words"
-jersey shore = almost no faith in the human race

  CharresBarkrey  |  15

I honestly don't see what the big deal is with Jersey Shore. If you don't like it, you don't have to watch it. Believe it or not, you also don't have to tell the whole world how much you don't like it. They're not hurting anyone, and they certainly shouldn't affect you in any way. It seems like people can't dislike something these days without bashing it every second they get and making sure everyone knows that they think its stupid, and making people who do like it feel stupid. Honestly, THOSE are the people who are wrong with this generation; The ones who can't let others be without being condescending.

  ICastillo  |  24

I don't watch it but I see people talking like them and acting like them which annoys me, because they're fucking douche bags. So while I don't watch it I'm still reminded of the stupid ass show.

  SammyS2012  |  21

20- but why must you tan?

Maybe it's because I'm naturally tan, but I don't see what's the hoopla of tanning. I think porcelain white skin is pretty but that doesn't mean I'm going to alter my appearance and make my skin white.