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I feel like this is something my mom might do. I think you should just explain calmly how it doesn't give you skin cancer.
This kid once said to me long ago "Hot Dogs gives you cancer, ya know."
Did anyone else notice that OP named herself 'Anonymous ****'?
Why are there so many YDIs...
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Show it anywayDumb comment is unnecessary .
Dumb comment is dumb.
59- great minds seem to think alike.
That's what I've heard.
62- Or fools seldom differ...
84- dude that's so deep I can't even see you any more.
86- it's because you're facing the wrong way.
Because fake tan stuff has UV rays within it! That's how it works! Duh!
Bronzer isn't like a spray tan, it's makeup powder that girls wear on top of foundation
24 That joke flew way over your head didn't it?
^Like a jumbo ******* jet!! :p
27 I got a umm explicit image of that. Also is that how we get new planes?:O
The fake stuff have fake UV rays in it. Check the labels!
24- I wanted to put "/sarcasm" at the end of my comment, but I thought "Nah, don't want to be too obvious." *facedesk*
51 My comment was aimed at 24, not you.
Sorry I had a total blonde moment, I kind of thought I was 24 while I was reading 24's comment.
What else might you expect from 24, given that he calls himself "Sir_Swaggington".
No lol. I knew they were joking, but a lot of other people were saying stuff about fake tans and I know a lot of guys wouldn't know, so I commented on this one because it was closest to the top.
I forgot people get crucified for having fake joke names on the internet ygdrassl. I should change it to something as profound as yours so as to be taken seriously.
Yet another example of what people do when they arrive late for number one comment.
It's powder...
It's powder...
78- you don't say?
I thought bronzer was when someone lays in a tub of bronze coins.
69- it may be in powder form, but it's still a fake tan.
I don't see what's wrong with that. A bronzer is like blush. If you know how to apply it properly, it shouldn't be very noticeable. Bronzers are just for those days you look extremely pale, you just add a bit and even it out with a blending brush to add a bit of colour to your skin. And OP, either your mom doesn't know what a bronzer is, or you applied enough to make you look like you just shoved your face in a pile of dog shit and she didn't really want to tell you straight up.
126 - ... What?
What are you saying? That not everything causes cancer?! Impossibru!
Cancer can cause cancer... Now you know, and Knowing is half the battle!!
25- your comment somehow got me thinking of Pokemon battles. **A wild cancer appeared**
Well with one in seven getting it these days- I'm sometimes inclined to think they're right!
FML causes cancer
You have gave yourself finger cancer by typing that
Tell her she's slowly giving herself high blood pressure from freaking out about shit that's not a big deal
Then she'll blame OP and yell at her for giving her a higher blood pressure and then start yelling at her (OP that her (the Mother) constant yelling at OP keeps on giving her a higher blood pressure and it would just keep going and going until she explodes. Then you have mom confetti.
Paging grammar nazi to isle 15, immediate clean up requested. Paging grammar nazi to isle 15. That is all.
Good work, dismissed soldier.
Well, now that I actually see my comment, all I can say is I ****** up. Now who do I blame other than myself?....
We all know bronzer and spray-on tans cause ink-poisoning, not cancer. What was she thinking?
Try to take solace in the fact that your mom probably just doesn't want you ending up like the orange monster ***** Snookie... But your right, she shouldn't be having conniptions over this.
I don't see what so cool about a fake tan, most those people end up looking like an Oompa Loompa anyway. I want to punch the jersey shore douche bags for making people think that's cool.
What's the difference between hurricane Sandy and snookie? They both blew the entire east coast, but only snookie is an orange oompa loompa.
What's The Difference Between Jersey Girls & Trash? The Trash Gets Taken Out More Often.
What does snookie and a vacuum have in common? -they both suck, blow, and get laid in a closet!! -btw, it was "cool" before Jersey shore as you mentioned, but jersey shore just made alot more people want to look like them and made it alot more common and popular, made it more approved by society, guys should not "fake bake" on a daily basis like that, and how they act and talk? Not the accent, I mean the stupidity that just flows out of their mouths in what they interpret as "words" -jersey shore = almost no faith in the human race
Whenever I think of jersey shore i find the nearest dictionary and write "jersey shore cast" under douce bag.
Yeah man Jersey Shore makes people more stupid as they watch it.
Jersey Shore bringing out the stupidity in people, paved the way for such things as: "yolo" and "swag."
**** it, YOLO. You bitches can't match my swag.
Watch out we have a badass over here. ^^
Your picture fits my expression, and your comment.
I honestly don't see what the big deal is with Jersey Shore. If you don't like it, you don't have to watch it. Believe it or not, you also don't have to tell the whole world how much you don't like it. They're not hurting anyone, and they certainly shouldn't affect you in any way. It seems like people can't dislike something these days without bashing it every second they get and making sure everyone knows that they think its stupid, and making people who do like it feel stupid. Honestly, THOSE are the people who are wrong with this generation; The ones who can't let others be without being condescending.
I don't watch it but I see people talking like them and acting like them which annoys me, because they're ******* douche bags. So while I don't watch it I'm still reminded of the stupid ass show.
20- but why must you tan? Maybe it's because I'm naturally tan, but I don't see what's the hoopla of tanning. I think porcelain white skin is pretty but that doesn't mean I'm going to alter my appearance and make my skin white.
Your mom is an idiot. Sorry.
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Tell her she's slowly giving herself high blood pressure from freaking out about shit that's not a big deal
Because fake tan stuff has UV rays within it! That's how it works! Duh!