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Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML


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On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)

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They should've just moved everything around without taking anything as they did, but instead leave a note saying "you'll never figure out what we took". The years of therapy you would have to go through afterward would teach you to get better things.

#4 - On 08/17/2012 at 7:13am by Awkward_Science

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FYL, OP when a thief doesn't even want your stuff

#2 - On 08/17/2012 at 7:11am by soccergurrll

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