By Anonymous - 21/7/2021 20:01

Wake up, boo

  Today, my daughter's school is furious because we were 3 hours late picking her up. My son, who was supposed to pick her up, apparently accidentally fell asleep after masturbating himself to exhaustion, which is why when we finally got home he was asleep with his pants down, porn still playing. FML
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By  bleachedraven  |  14

God bless fml 🤣