Wake up, boo

By Anonymous - 21/07/2021 20:01

Spicy
Today, my daughter's school is furious because we were 3 hours late picking her up. My son, who was supposed to pick her up, apparently accidentally fell asleep after masturbating himself to exhaustion, which is why when we finally got home he was asleep with his pants down, porn still playing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 045
You deserved it 208

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A porn video several hours long?! Pretty impressive. Must be Bollywood based

The school "shooting" would have ended with much fewer deaths, but exactly as much jail time....

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A porn video several hours long?! Pretty impressive. Must be Bollywood based

It's probably for the best he jerked himself to exhaustion rather than show up to a school with a "loaded gun," if you know what I mean.

The school "shooting" would have ended with much fewer deaths, but exactly as much jail time....

And the "thoughts and prayers" crowd would be out there with lotion and tissues.

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God bless fml 🤣