Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML
Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML
Today, I went out for New Year's. When I got back, I found my house had been broken into. I found a note saying, "Happy New Year, sucker." FML
Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23
He Wet Bandits strike again. Should have bought a Kevin Mcallister security system.
Chazzster 29
OP - Nobody deserves this. But it might help figure out the culprit - Did you break up with anyone recently or get into some sort of big argument with anyone?
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Comments (22)
Donut_Wizard 23
He Wet Bandits strike again. Should have bought a Kevin Mcallister security system.
devi_916 39
This sounds very personal and creative to me. I'll have to remember this idea!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
You do realize that you can literally order a truckload of elephant shit to be dumped onto someones front yard, right?
ajh1800 25
Most sinks and bathtubs have holes near the top to prevent spillovers, so it shouldn't have been that much of a problem, unless they plugged those up too somehow...
peaceablerook 20
it will only drain so much water at a time. if the Faucet is add more water than the drain can handle it will over flow.
lexos 16
Putting a towel over it is enough to make them usless. I have done it multiple times in cheaper hotels when a bath didn't have a one of those things you need to fill the bath
tounces7 27
The kitchen sink has no such thing, however.
dexter420 21
You know what you did
dexter420 21
It should have read: i know what you did last summer
Chazzster 29
OP - Nobody deserves this. But it might help figure out the culprit - Did you break up with anyone recently or get into some sort of big argument with anyone?
crazy_penis 5
the wet bandits!
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Did you piss off an ex-roommate?
RichardPencil 30
My feeling is this is mistaken identity. Someone probably deserved to be ****** up, and you were accidentally on the receiving end.
Ishvah 15
That's what you get for not having any good shit to steal.