Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
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TheRealBruce
| 12
well y'all better put them in a safe
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macdaddymady
| 8
man that's some scary shit, it's time to move
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fckdupzf
| 0
so disturbing!
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Mattsharky5
| 2
OP, looks like you are going to have to start creating horcruxs for backup
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Ugi
| 26
Doesn't seem to be an issue as long as they remember to take their souls with them when they go out.
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IrishWildMan
| 3
Hellraiser: Breaking and Entering. OP, if you find a puzzle box, LEAVE IT BE! Not worth the hassle bro, believe me.
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rein
| 8
they are dementors, duh. you are lucky they didn't kiss you.
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jjpavo
| 0
it's actually not disturbing. why? it sounds like they were trying to make an EpicMealTime reference. sounds like they trolled you.!
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Symmetry88
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8 haha! FML reference :D
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agasshi_fml
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12- WIN!
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Angel_Vice
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Did they leave a return address?
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matt5217
| 4
I favorited this
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kyleinsane
| 0
lol fuckin awezome
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baddud300
| 6
Tell them you guys are Gingers.
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XxToriLovexX
| 0
Sounds like an EpicMealTime reference lol. usually it's,"Next time, we eat (put random thing here)." they just changed "eat". Faving this :)
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slightlypyro1996
| 4
I hope you're all gingers!
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RetardedBullFrog
| 4
sounds like something the epic mealtime time would say.
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
haha 41 that's what I was thinking. Next time, we eat SOULS!
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WOGBRO
| 6
You are right that is so disturbing on so many levels.
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Jimster1712
| 0
a new reason to be a ginget
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Crunch_Captain
| 1
it's like you got robbed by a cult WTF o_o
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changetheworld
| 0
Hahahaha. That's hilarious. Damn.
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coNsperAZI
| 4
no u people are dumb only u can get rid of you soul
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scrapmetal58
| 9
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!
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davizv
| 0
it's not disturbing. does no one realize the epic meal time reference?
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cookiemobzta
| 0
kool
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tacocannon99
| 5
robbed by the flyin dutchman!!
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XXscenekidXX209
| 0
im sorry, but thats to funny
and anyways, it was prob some emo kids form of a joke
and anyways, it was prob some emo kids form of a joke
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connorbecool
| 0
that actually made me laugh out loud!
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CanadaIsLAX
| 5
looks like she has some fingers on her hands
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kaykay9080
| 5
They obviously were new gingers.
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xmayne
| 0
your house was burglarized not robbed
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amag97
| 0
It's either that, or someone is a fan of EpicMealTime!
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doggedfang
| 5
They mean't it too didn't they.
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thebigd44
| 0
your picture is really fucked up.
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mexicanpolarbear
| 2
OP was robbed by musclesglasses
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yoyoforpeace
| 14
Whoever did it is awesome. I wouldn't even be mad after that.
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macdaddymady
| 8
man that's some scary shit, it's time to move
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xlord
| 27
that's when you make a horcrux
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ImaWiseGuy
| 5
haha, you should leave a note in the exact same place stating, "good thing I'm a atheist"...
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changesinme
| 0
reply to the note : next time I call the cops
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Dude you still have a soul if you're atheist.
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thisusernamewast
| 0
not if he is a ginger
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Ieatpeople1984
| 0
Hey morons, you can't reply to the note. And this main commenter looks about 30 not 16 as she claims.
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
^Nah she looks about 25 not sixteen. I think it's because she's got major wrinkles.:S
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
I can she's 16 by the way her make up turned out...
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Troy_K
| 7
Hide yo' kids, Hide yo' wife!
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skizzlerz
| 0
23 and 131-you made my freaking day XD
61-not necessarily. You don't know what people believe. I'm not atheist, but if I was, what would be the point of a soul if I'm not going anywhere after I die? So they don't necessarily believe in souls. Just saying
61-not necessarily. You don't know what people believe. I'm not atheist, but if I was, what would be the point of a soul if I'm not going anywhere after I die? So they don't necessarily believe in souls. Just saying
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iEatGuppies
| 0
by your picture it looks like you have no soul...
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Newboyz00185
| 0
The Gingers are back....
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foxman47
| 3
It actually looks like it's time to buy some hair dye. If you pretend to be a Ginger then they won't try to steal your soul because they will think that you don't have one.
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iEatDinosaurs14
| 0
whats being a Ginger got to do with any thing?. lmao
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GodsLittleMistak
| 8
@314 It's a South Park reference
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TheRealBruce
| 12
well y'all better put them in a safe
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flossybaben
| 0
is that supposed to be funny- I laugh at anything, I didn't laugh at that.
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tsume24
| 3
I did.
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Dasuss
| 11
I did too.
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Symmetry88
| 0
I did three.
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Cryingraven
| 1
I did four.
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flossybaben
| 0
ha cute, I chuckled at that. keep up the great work!
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ImaWiseGuy
| 5
51, you fucked up the chain...
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flossybaben
| 0
well at least my face isn't fucked
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g_willikers24
| 17
well that was uncalled for.
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
it's getting thumbed up tho.....
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dolphincheddar
| 10
59 has had too much kangaroo for breakfast lately
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imOaks
| 3
I did five.
Oh shi-
Oh shi-
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TheRealHouse
| 7
in Soviet Russia, your fuck up is faced!
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CynthiaMeAtSix
| 7
I totally read it in that guys voice in your picture.
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TheRealBruce
| 12
oh thank you guys for helping me with that mean guy I love y'all keep up the great work I'm sorry jeffrey's here gotta go bye y'all
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partyfool2011
| 4
22- Well apparently people don't think the same as you, so please shut your face.
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flossybaben
| 0
you sir are a fail. I have come to the conclusion that you must be mildly retarded, or completely insane, I think it's both hmmm:)
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GuessWhatKids
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241- I hate it when idiots who can't even properly construct a sentence compare retardation to insanity.
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flossybaben
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Bet it took you all day to construct that sentence.
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TheRealBruce
| 12
275 bet it took your parents all day to decide whether to keep you or not. oh I'm sorry for getting nasty I'm just in a little conflict with Jeffrey
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edogy
| 0
59 I doubt that it isn't
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edogy
| 0
I doubt that it isn't 59.
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jacob4848
| 4
59- By the looks of it you have a horse face...
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TheMasticater
| 9
They were probably either dementors or gingers, either way they need your souls
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xxkittyxxx
| 0
lol xD
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cBlackout
| 13
what if op is a ginger?
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tsume24
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275: just stop. you're digging yourself a hole. next time don't break the chain.
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TheTerenity
| 9
Oh no!
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Ciiigarettes
| 0
Hahah. Oh my god.
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problemchildHWD
| 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
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xiaoxaio
| 5
i miss the days when all they sold was possesions
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xiaoxaio
| 5
chuck norris rob you?
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mikalb
| 0
robbed by satan
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flamegrilled123
| 3
robbed my epicmealtime
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xstream
| 5
exactly my thoughts
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JonaDona
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nahhh...stealing souls?? the robbers must be gingers lol jk xD
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
| 9
88 wins. btw I am a ginger and I think it's funny, sue me.
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jmk1469
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oh snap!
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22cute
| 17
sounds like Dementors 2 me
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emodude44
| 0
Well, you can't laugh unless you can laugh at yourself!
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kayC7
| 0
LMFAO.
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cameycamcam
| 7
sounds like it was crack heads
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MrFraser25
| 2
or the people from Epic Meal Time ;)
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alaskababy907
| 11
Well I don't see why Lil Wayne has the need to steal your personal items..
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nclark95
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lmao agreed yo
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Well you won't lose anything valuable next time.
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Parazad
| 16
Must be a couple of ninjas....
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b0ss42nine
| 0
tehe :) as long as they have the ninja glare down
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Chinnithy
| 0
Hah! They can't steal your soul if you don't have one from the beginning! Hah!
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danielreader22
| 4
That makes no sense at all...
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chrisnsons
| 2
dumb japs.....
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SirObvious
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why was that so funny to him?
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michelleJ11
| 25
I think 9 is guessing that they're red-heads ...
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Doortje
| 29
I hope you're a ginger.
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_Sophia_
| 14
I may have laughed a bit too much at that.
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Symmetry88
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win
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ImaWiseGuy
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haha, one of the best comments I've seen yet...
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lajaynay
| 15
cuz everyone knows that gingers don't have souls!
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
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HAHAHA!!!! (*says while laughing*) it's true we don't..
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iLoveBoobies21
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just thought I would say after reading that comment, I dropped my iPhone, and rolled off the bed due to the fact of laughing so hard. Carry on.
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Doortje
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Is your iPhone ok?
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iLoveBoobies21
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Yeah, dropped it on carpet. :P
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hellzrydaz
| 0
asshole Ginger chicks are hot as fuck so shut up faggot it's NIGGERS that swallow cock
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gaga_fierce
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LOLOLOL. It took me a minute. Laugh much needed xD
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FUUUandyourmom
| 16
Ah, we gingers..
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bestnameright
| 14
Fact: gingers don't have souls.
Myth:every freckle we get is one we steal.
Myth:every freckle we get is one we steal.
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mrbattleman
| 10
I appreciate a sense of humor when I'm robbed
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unluckiestperson_fml
| 14
Perhaps the only time I've laughed when hearing about a robbery