FML : Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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By Anonymous / Monday 18 July 2011 04:26 / United States

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By TheRealBruce | 12

#2921074 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:04

well y'all better put them in a safe

By macdaddymady | 8

#2921072 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:03

man that's some scary shit, it's time to move

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By fckdupzf | 0

#2921066 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:03

so disturbing!

Mattsharky5 | 2

#2921133 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:15

OP, looks like you are going to have to start creating horcruxs for backup

Ugi | 26

#2921230 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:34

Doesn't seem to be an issue as long as they remember to take their souls with them when they go out.

IrishWildMan | 3

#2921242 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:37

Hellraiser: Breaking and Entering. OP, if you find a puzzle box, LEAVE IT BE! Not worth the hassle bro, believe me.

rein | 8

#2921276 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:46

they are dementors, duh. you are lucky they didn't kiss you.

jjpavo | 0

#2921379 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:32

it's actually not disturbing. why? it sounds like they were trying to make an EpicMealTime reference. sounds like they trolled you.!

Symmetry88 | 0

#2921394 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:38

8 haha! FML reference :D

agasshi_fml | 0

#2921401 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:41

12- WIN!

Angel_Vice | 0

#2921505 - Monday 18 July 2011 02:12

Did they leave a return address?

matt5217 | 4

#2921516 - Monday 18 July 2011 02:17

I favorited this

kyleinsane | 0

#2921545 - Monday 18 July 2011 02:24

lol fuckin awezome

baddud300 | 6

#2921682 - Monday 18 July 2011 02:58

Tell them you guys are Gingers.

XxToriLovexX | 0

#2921715 - Monday 18 July 2011 03:05

Sounds like an EpicMealTime reference lol. usually it's,"Next time, we eat (put random thing here)." they just changed "eat". Faving this :)

slightlypyro1996 | 4

#2921833 - Monday 18 July 2011 03:47

I hope you're all gingers!

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#2922530 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:11

sounds like something the epic mealtime time would say.

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#2922535 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:12

haha 41 that's what I was thinking. Next time, we eat SOULS!

WOGBRO | 6

#2922683 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:30

You are right that is so disturbing on so many levels.

Jimster1712 | 0

#2922690 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:31

a new reason to be a ginget

Crunch_Captain | 1

#2922996 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:19

it's like you got robbed by a cult WTF o_o

changetheworld | 0

#2923076 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:32

Hahahaha. That's hilarious. Damn.

coNsperAZI | 4

#2923104 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:36

no u people are dumb only u can get rid of you soul

scrapmetal58 | 9

#2923307 - Monday 18 July 2011 06:22

EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!

davizv | 0

#2924188 - Monday 18 July 2011 08:25

it's not disturbing. does no one realize the epic meal time reference?

cookiemobzta | 0

#2924755 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:10

kool

tacocannon99 | 5

#2925722 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 01:19

robbed by the flyin dutchman!!

XXscenekidXX209 | 0

#2926640 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:23

im sorry, but thats to funny and anyways, it was prob some emo kids form of a joke

connorbecool | 0

#2926791 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:49

that actually made me laugh out loud!

CanadaIsLAX | 5

#2927427 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:27

looks like she has some fingers on her hands

kaykay9080 | 5

#2928266 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:32

They obviously were new gingers.

xmayne | 0

#2934782 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 02:59

your house was burglarized not robbed

amag97 | 0

#2936825 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 11:03

It's either that, or someone is a fan of EpicMealTime!

doggedfang | 5

#2938722 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 05:27

They mean't it too didn't they.

thebigd44 | 0

#2963728 - Sunday 24 July 2011 09:33

your picture is really fucked up.

mexicanpolarbear | 2

#2970622 - Monday 25 July 2011 08:49

OP was robbed by musclesglasses

yoyoforpeace | 14

#4876269 - Thursday 30 August 2012 08:04

Whoever did it is awesome. I wouldn't even be mad after that.

By macdaddymady | 8

#2921072 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:03

man that's some scary shit, it's time to move

xlord | 27

#2921205 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:30

that's when you make a horcrux

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2921433 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:50

haha, you should leave a note in the exact same place stating, "good thing I'm a atheist"...

changesinme | 0

#2921453 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:55

reply to the note : next time I call the cops

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#2921486 - Monday 18 July 2011 02:06

Dude you still have a soul if you're atheist.

thisusernamewast | 0

#2921615 - Monday 18 July 2011 02:43

not if he is a ginger

Ieatpeople1984 | 0

#2921710 - Monday 18 July 2011 03:04

Hey morons, you can't reply to the note. And this main commenter looks about 30 not 16 as she claims.

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2922512 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:05

^Nah she looks about 25 not sixteen. I think it's because she's got major wrinkles.:S

MizzErikaHart | 8

#2922526 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:10

I can she's 16 by the way her make up turned out...

Troy_K | 7

#2922809 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:46

Hide yo' kids, Hide yo' wife!

skizzlerz | 0

#2923876 - Monday 18 July 2011 07:42

23 and 131-you made my freaking day XD 61-not necessarily. You don't know what people believe. I'm not atheist, but if I was, what would be the point of a soul if I'm not going anywhere after I die? So they don't necessarily believe in souls. Just saying

iEatGuppies | 0

#2925061 - Monday 18 July 2011 11:20

by your picture it looks like you have no soul...

Newboyz00185 | 0

#2927269 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 05:09

The Gingers are back....

foxman47 | 3

#2928536 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 08:29

It actually looks like it's time to buy some hair dye. If you pretend to be a Ginger then they won't try to steal your soul because they will think that you don't have one.

iEatDinosaurs14 | 0

#2936742 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 10:30

whats being a Ginger got to do with any thing?. lmao

GodsLittleMistak | 8

#2936868 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 11:29

@314 It's a South Park reference

By TheRealBruce | 12

#2921074 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:04

well y'all better put them in a safe

flossybaben | 0

#2921203 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:29

is that supposed to be funny- I laugh at anything, I didn't laugh at that.

tsume24 | 3

#2921300 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:59

I did.

Dasuss | 11

#2921369 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:28

I did too.

Symmetry88 | 0

#2921409 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:42

I did three.

Cryingraven | 1

#2921418 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:46

I did four.

flossybaben | 0

#2921423 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:48

ha cute, I chuckled at that. keep up the great work!

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2921455 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:55

51, you fucked up the chain...

flossybaben | 0

#2921473 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:58

well at least my face isn't fucked

g_willikers24 | 17

#2921740 - Monday 18 July 2011 03:12

well that was uncalled for.

MizzErikaHart | 8

#2922542 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:12

it's getting thumbed up tho.....

dolphincheddar | 10

#2922706 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:31

59 has had too much kangaroo for breakfast lately

imOaks | 3

#2923027 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:22

I did five. Oh shi-

TheRealHouse | 7

#2923301 - Monday 18 July 2011 06:21

in Soviet Russia, your fuck up is faced!

CynthiaMeAtSix | 7

#2924515 - Monday 18 July 2011 09:25

I totally read it in that guys voice in your picture.

TheRealBruce | 12

#2925443 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:25

oh thank you guys for helping me with that mean guy I love y'all keep up the great work I'm sorry jeffrey's here gotta go bye y'all

partyfool2011 | 4

#2925781 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 01:34

22- Well apparently people don't think the same as you, so please shut your face.

flossybaben | 0

#2926169 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 02:38

you sir are a fail. I have come to the conclusion that you must be mildly retarded, or completely insane, I think it's both hmmm:)

GuessWhatKids | 13

#2928553 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 08:31

241- I hate it when idiots who can't even properly construct a sentence compare retardation to insanity.

flossybaben | 0

#2928869 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 09:23

Bet it took you all day to construct that sentence.

TheRealBruce | 12

#2929400 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:47

275 bet it took your parents all day to decide whether to keep you or not. oh I'm sorry for getting nasty I'm just in a little conflict with Jeffrey

edogy | 0

#2933401 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:43

59 I doubt that it isn't

edogy | 0

#2933416 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:45

I doubt that it isn't 59.

jacob4848 | 4

#2942655 - Thursday 21 July 2011 04:00

59- By the looks of it you have a horse face...

TheMasticater | 9

#2943319 - Thursday 21 July 2011 06:38

They were probably either dementors or gingers, either way they need your souls

xxkittyxxx | 0

#2948295 - Friday 22 July 2011 03:52

lol xD

cBlackout | 13

#2962985 - Sunday 24 July 2011 06:25

what if op is a ginger?

tsume24 | 3

#2975459 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:31

275: just stop. you're digging yourself a hole. next time don't break the chain.

TheTerenity | 9

#3104839 - Sunday 14 August 2011 05:06

Oh no!

Ciiigarettes | 0

#3108965 - Sunday 14 August 2011 10:24

Hahah. Oh my god.

problemchildHWD | 0

#3401422 - Friday 7 October 2011 05:42

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

xiaoxaio | 5

#3616821 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 12:40

i miss the days when all they sold was possesions

xiaoxaio | 5

#3616844 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 12:55

chuck norris rob you?

By mikalb | 0

#2921087 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:06

robbed by satan

flamegrilled123 | 3

#2921200 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:28

robbed my epicmealtime

xstream | 5

#2921269 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:45

exactly my thoughts

D4NNY1990 | 2

#2921672 - Monday 18 July 2011 02:57

nahhh...stealing souls?? the robbers must be gingers lol jk xD

Mean_Mr_Mustard | 9

#2922918 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:07

88 wins. btw I am a ginger and I think it's funny, sue me.

jmk1469 | 5

#2922944 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:11

oh snap!

22cute | 17

#2923314 - Monday 18 July 2011 06:23

sounds like Dementors 2 me

emodude44 | 0

#2923491 - Monday 18 July 2011 06:56

Well, you can't laugh unless you can laugh at yourself!

kayC7 | 0

#2923763 - Monday 18 July 2011 07:31

LMFAO.

cameycamcam | 7

#2924882 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:30

sounds like it was crack heads

MrFraser25 | 2

#2924940 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:48

or the people from Epic Meal Time ;)

By alaskababy907 | 11

#2921092 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:07

Well I don't see why Lil Wayne has the need to steal your personal items..

nclark95 | 0

#2922835 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:51

lmao agreed yo

By Freeze_fml | 16

#2921098 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:08

Well you won't lose anything valuable next time.

By Parazad | 14

#2921102 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:09

Must be a couple of ninjas....

b0ss42nine | 0

#2927695 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:06

tehe :) as long as they have the ninja glare down

By Chinnithy | 0

#2921104 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:10

Hah! They can't steal your soul if you don't have one from the beginning! Hah!

danielreader22 | 4

#2921792 - Monday 18 July 2011 03:33

That makes no sense at all...

chrisnsons | 2

#2922787 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:43

dumb japs.....

SirObvious | 1

#2924988 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:56

why was that so funny to him?

michelleJ11 | 25

#5623527 - Monday 12 August 2013 04:13

I think 9 is guessing that they're red-heads ...

By Doortje | 26

#2921120 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:13

I hope you're a ginger.

_Sophia_ | 14

#2921142 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:16

I may have laughed a bit too much at that.

Symmetry88 | 0

#2921390 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:36

win

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2921447 - Monday 18 July 2011 01:52

haha, one of the best comments I've seen yet...

lajaynay | 15

#2922914 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:07

cuz everyone knows that gingers don't have souls!

Mean_Mr_Mustard | 9

#2922929 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:10

HAHAHA!!!! (*says while laughing*) it's true we don't..

iLoveBoobies21 | 0

#2924471 - Monday 18 July 2011 09:17

just thought I would say after reading that comment, I dropped my iPhone, and rolled off the bed due to the fact of laughing so hard. Carry on.

Doortje | 26

#2924830 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:19

Is your iPhone ok?

iLoveBoobies21 | 0

#2925048 - Monday 18 July 2011 11:18

Yeah, dropped it on carpet. :P

hellzrydaz | 0

#2928225 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:25

asshole Ginger chicks are hot as fuck so shut up faggot it's NIGGERS that swallow cock

gaga_fierce | 0

#2928474 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 08:16

LOLOLOL. It took me a minute. Laugh much needed xD

FUUUandyourmom | 16

#2960471 - Saturday 23 July 2011 09:39

Ah, we gingers..

bestnameright | 14

#5337814 - Thursday 24 January 2013 02:02

Fact: gingers don't have souls. Myth:every freckle we get is one we steal.

By mrbattleman | 10

#2921128 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:15

I appreciate a sense of humor when I'm robbed

unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#2921655 - Monday 18 July 2011 02:54

Perhaps the only time I've laughed when hearing about a robbery

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