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By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 052
You deserved it 77

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Wadlaen 23

That's a warning shot OP. You need to tool up and be ready for the next round! Do some DNA experimenting on the fecal matter, trace down the culprit and steal all their fiber resources, and leave them milk, cheese, and a box of tums. It will cause them constipation thus evening the odds.

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Wadlaen 23

That's a warning shot OP. You need to tool up and be ready for the next round! Do some DNA experimenting on the fecal matter, trace down the culprit and steal all their fiber resources, and leave them milk, cheese, and a box of tums. It will cause them constipation thus evening the odds.