FML : Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole...

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 5 September 2018 14:30 / United States

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7688395 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 20:42

I don't know how to tell you this, but I think you were robbed by a bunch of pigeons.

By GoogieWithers | 19

#7688394 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 20:39

What utter scum!

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By GoogieWithers | 19

#7688394 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 20:39

What utter scum!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7688395 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 20:42

I don't know how to tell you this, but I think you were robbed by a bunch of pigeons.

vandj8 | 6

#7689999 - Sunday 9 September 2018 5:41

Or a pack of raccoons. Would explain the trash getting scattered and the missing bread - my husband and I had a loaf of bread stolen by raccoons once when camping.

By _Hakuna_Matata_ | 12

#7688405 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 21:20

Bastards! I really don't know what to say op. It's these kinds of pathetic cunts that gives humans a bad name.

By real life problems | 26

#7688416 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 21:49

Karma will come around to them

By Kruxon | 11

#7688428 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 22:05

They might even be some homeless dudes.. leave em OP but I really hope you get some bucks.

raven_of_azarath | 28

#7688461 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 22:55

So them maybe being homeless is a reason to ignore a B&E offense?

By GrimReefer66 | 29

#7688512 - Thursday 6 September 2018 0:39

Guarantee it 'twas a crackhead

J352SAURUS | 30

#7688965 - Friday 7 September 2018 0:11

Saying "it 'twas" is like saying ATM machine.

By Decipherme | 10

#7688552 - Thursday 6 September 2018 3:55

Do you need some help? I’d be happy to lend a hand.

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7688586 - Thursday 6 September 2018 6:34

well that's just being an asshole...

By Jorn van der Ar | 13

#7689329 - Friday 7 September 2018 19:45

If you are really that poor in one of the richest countries in the world, then YDI.

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7689827 - Saturday 8 September 2018 19:31

You're really poor, but you can obviously afford a phone/Internet if you're on FML. Unless you're at a library. But regardless, it doesn't matter, whoever did that is a total asshole.

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