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Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abused by a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML


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On 02/03/2012 at 7:48am - misc - by Jodie - Australia (Victoria)

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You actually fail. Time to change your number again. Btw if he's abusing you why is he on your contact list?

#1 - On 02/03/2012 at 10:01am by margie2194

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Pull the old "The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service" text.

#3 - On 02/03/2012 at 10:02am by mannysaucedo

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