Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
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Top comments
margie2194 12
You actually fail. Time to change your number again. Btw if he's abusing you why is he on your contact list?
mannysaucedo 4
Pull the old "The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service" text.
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Comments (135)
Thisismypchere 8
Write a text only to him that you wrote the wrong number. Then text him with a fake number or some gay hotline.
TheDrifter 24
If you text him, he will see the number the text came from dumbass.
Teabubbles 8
From : *214-162-0000* To: *My abusive lover* "Hey hon, sorry i texted you the wrong number. My new number is 221-566-1889. Oh, and please ignore the number this text was sent from.That is defintely not my real number." ???????
chaiteakittenz69 8
I swear this was on here about two weeks ago. Only op texted it to a crazy ex girlfriend. People need to be more original & stop stealing other people's FMLs.
Sam_Dchi 23
ultra double backflip batman facepalm!!
mallorydrew_ 4
Just block his number?
RaggleFrock 13
How many times can "omg delete him, block him" be said? come on, people if some one else has wrote it, it doesn't need to be repeated multiple times.
princebby 2
You forgot "why was he in your contacts?" but yes, I agree (:
skroal 7
Why was he even in your contact list if he abused you?
jasmine1990 2
Ooh, unlucky :/
Burrito_Time 5
Yeah epic fail!!!!
dillies 3
He wouldn't happen to be trolling you with catfacts would he?
tmd4L 7
Tell him your "boyfriend" doesn't like him texting you because he's over protective with a short fuse.