Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
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Top comments
margie2194 12
You actually fail. Time to change your number again. Btw if he's abusing you why is he on your contact list?
mannysaucedo 4
Pull the old "The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service" text.
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Comments (135)
warlords08 0
That was a fail!!!
SoultheWolf 19
LMFAO! YDI!!! Why the hell would you have someone on your contact list if he's abusing you? Epic fail!
ymcmbTaylorGang 0
umm idk maybe the police would be a good suggestion cough cough
xgetxbentx 13
Ydi for 1) not paying attention and 2) keeping him as a contact. I realize you may still want his number so you know not to answer, but that's why you put "DO NOT ANSWER" next to the name.
ElegantlyLovelyy 6
You guys keep saying just block his number like he only has access to one phone. Just change your number again and you must like the abuse if you didn't delete him outta your life COMPLETELY!
lke0921 0
You are a ra-tard
nipplemaster 0
I read this about a year or more ago. Repost!
HunterAlpha1 8
and... why was he on your contact list again?
cheer4everever 0
Why the hell was he in ur contact list?
TreeStarOsaurus 0
If he ever calls or texts don't respond or if u do respond... Do it in another language. OR u can go to ur nearest service providers store and tell them he harasses you and have his number blocked. It may cost 15 bucks or so depending on the company but it's worth it.