Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, out of nowhere, several spam calls started calling my cellphone number. Every single one of them about health insurance. I didn't know why they were calling me or how they got my number. After a bit of questioning, it turns out my dumb dad used my name and cellphone number while trying to look for info. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML
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Top comments
Nico Noppe 10
Report her to her supervisor. Giving out your personal information is illegal.
RichardPencil 32
She was right. He is very concerned about you. You should tell your stalker that the insurance agent said he sounded sexy on the phone and hopes he calls back. Take that, Jake from State Farm!
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RichardPencil 32
She was right. He is very concerned about you. You should tell your stalker that the insurance agent said he sounded sexy on the phone and hopes he calls back. Take that, Jake from State Farm!
Nico Noppe 10
Report her to her supervisor. Giving out your personal information is illegal.
RichardPencil 32
You know the privacy laws in Singapore? I'm impressed. If she's guilty, will she get a caning?
Yudith 28
Do you have enough money to pay for two cell phones and two phone numbers? If you do, never give the second phone number to your insurance agent.
Royal Sataness 4
I use an app called Burner. $5/mo for 1 line or $10/3. I use it for dating safety but it has so many practical uses. if someone becomes a problem I can just burn the # and get a new one and they never get my actual #