Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
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Top comments
margie2194 12
You actually fail. Time to change your number again. Btw if he's abusing you why is he on your contact list?
mannysaucedo 4
Pull the old "The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service" text.
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Comments (135)
EmoBitchRock 0
You're such a failure....you didn't Have to change your number, just block him. And if he's "abusing you," then you should probably do something other than changing your number.
Dovahkiin_ 2
I have read this FML before..
Isandri 29
i have to admit i also remember identical one, but also can't find it ;f huh.
TheDrifter 24
I can't find identical either, it seems there are enough stupid people in the world that this sort of mistake isn't all that uncommon.
Dovahkiin_ 2
Looked and couldn't find. Though I remember because I've read it alot of times. The only difference was that OP was a guy.
xrudeboyrock 29
That certainly does suck, but I have to say YDI. If he was the reason you were changing your number, you would think you would be more diligent with keeping him from your new one.
capper44 18
Well i really donno wat you people think from!! A brain or a noodle in your head :/ ? She can just complain to police and then no need to change number or anything... Coz even if she changes number and remember that guys number, still he can call from some another number. Therefore file a report dear before it gets bad ......
eva_baby25 4
Block his number?
CRC_101 31
Wow. FYL. Changing your number was a little extreme, but since you did, accidentally sending it just sucks :P
poozaji 3
why would you keep him on your contact list???
kfitzy 0
why didn't you delete him in the first place, and then change your number????
rodster11224 0
My covers been blown
BobbieH 19
You'd think that if this guy drove you to change your number you'd first remove the contact and secondly you be sure not to send him the new one. YDI