FML : Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband....

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Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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By Nykole McAllister - / Saturday 15 September 2018 17:30 / United States - Baltimore

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By whiskey'swino | 10

#7694065 - Saturday 15 September 2018 23:50

Today, I found my husband is exchanging his number on a dating site. FML - the wife

Sadly, all too common. At least it was only as far as exchanging numbers.

By allie2590 | 30

#7694105 - Sunday 16 September 2018 3:56

Don't ever keep a cheater. If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you.

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By whiskey'swino | 10

#7694065 - Saturday 15 September 2018 23:50

Today, I found my husband is exchanging his number on a dating site. FML - the wife

Sadly, all too common. At least it was only as far as exchanging numbers.

By melisssa87 | 28

#7694082 - Sunday 16 September 2018 0:38

The wife shouldn’t have bothered calling you, well maybe just to say you can keep him

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allie2590 | 30

#7694105 - Sunday 16 September 2018 3:56

Don't ever keep a cheater. If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you.

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7694092 - Sunday 16 September 2018 2:16

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 13

#7694119 - Sunday 16 September 2018 5:59

tell her she needs to reign him in also delete the app

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