Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Today, I changed my phone number because my old one belonged to a prostitute. My new one belongs to a debtor. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
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Top comments
margie2194 12
You actually fail. Time to change your number again. Btw if he's abusing you why is he on your contact list?
mannysaucedo 4
Pull the old "The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service" text.
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Comments (135)
merrielp 13
Ummmm...(note to self, delete phone number of people I don't want in my life)...ydi
stacyariel 6
You shouldn't give your number to the whole world except for your family and significant other . That's your problem for spreading it to the whole world
arsenicalhumor 30
Seriously? Try thinking things through a little bit better next time..
bizarre_ftw 22
I met a girl today that thought she lost her credit card and ordered a new one, found the old one while the new one was already in the mail, and when the new one arrived she got the two mixed up and cut up the new one.
willliamfriend 18
Call your provider and see if they can block his number.
Rectov 10
Or you could block the number. YDI for being a dumbass
burnforeternity 30
Block his phone number
shannon2348 14
have you not heard of blocking someone's number?