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tylersign
| 11
Was his reaction something like:
"Ooh, even better."?
If so... Leave that place.
"Ooh, even better."?
If so... Leave that place.
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kjcookie10
| 9
Well maybe now OP the perv will leave you alone. On the other hand though the whole school probably knows now.
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shift_love
| 13
He got you like a snake in the grass
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AustinMahone_fml
| 3
I wish FML's OP tell is what happened afterwards haha ????
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ChaosAngel17
| 14
30-Okay that was terrible English... And that's coming from a French speaker.
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BrickWalls
| 2
30 Please crawl in a hole and die.
Thanks, Your best friend.
-BrickWalls
Thanks, Your best friend.
-BrickWalls
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
30- English isn't your first language, is it?
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rattusrattus
| 18
@73 Possibly not their 15th language, either...
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stephanieeDawnx
| 0
^ he's from Texas.........
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soccerluv05
| 0
That's sort've creepy that you know where he lives.....just saying
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Morgannnnuhhh
| 1
He probably meant to say us* my predictive text changes us to is all the time.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
I'm from Texas and I don't speak like that...
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margie2194
| 12
Ah the class pervert. We all have one.
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phatdaddy62
| 23
Hey 85, it says so in his profile. Duh!
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capper44
| 18
Hey you french right!!
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ChaosAngel17
| 14
146- Oui monsieur! Parlez vous francais?
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tylersign
| 11
156-
No idea what you just said, but your eyes are pretty.
No idea what you just said, but your eyes are pretty.
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KoolKidFly
| 0
Uno dos tres cuatro, bonjour moneme. ¡Hola! Como esta? Muy bien, Gracias. ¿Y usted?
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toastyumm
| 1
Haha vaguely sexual? Wow OP. live in a barn?
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Venister
| 11
Non.
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kbtoyz69
| 9
gota keep it cut;)
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boofgall
| 16
Yes, but certainly not by her father.
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EatnBeef
| 7
If that's what mowing the lawn is then what have I been doing to the grass? Shaving it's pubes?
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mama2b3
| 20
#44 I'm not sure why I found your comment so funny but I did lol
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Boston_4_Life
| 3
Does he get paid?
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imcutefml
| 0
The pay is the smell
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GoW_Chick
| 14
Wait..what? "The pay is the smell," are you saying OP smells bad down there, or what?
You know not everyone has bad smells coming from that area.
You know not everyone has bad smells coming from that area.
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babyblueO5
| 8
I agree, MOST girls shower
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TheDrifter
| 23
Not all smells are bad smells. Scented body wash and sushi is a smell, but a good smell.
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imcutefml
| 0
Most guys like smelling cause they each have their own smell
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Commander223
| 9
Wow XD
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massacreman3000
| 1
sexuallobster ring a bell?
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
At least you didn't say "no I let it grow wild"
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tylersign
| 11
"So the bugs have a place to live."
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kooochris1995
| 14
"then I eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner"
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skyeyez9
| 24
Reminds me of the fml I read where a man woke up to discover an ant colony moved into his beard.
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Margemander
| 4
Or like my neighbor. She keeps hers as a bird sanctuary. It's really bushy.
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Roevera
| 14
don't forget the crabs 33.
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DontForgetMe4
| 0
"Oh no, this guy called Elmo does every Sunday! He keeps it nice and short! It always looks great."
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OAAS
| 0
I find it cheaper to pick up a random Mexican from Home Depot, or pay one of the neighborhood kids to do it... What?
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yourXwillh8me
| 3
The family that shaves together, stays together. I think Tyler Perry said that.
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Vulpes21
| 6
Someone's into manscaping
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Roevera
| 14
^ his mom probably did it.
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dapheronixx03
| 6
your picture is sexy:)
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Devor
| 5
Ur hot
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ProhibitionRose
| 14
Oh god, if he'd asked me that and I replied "no, I hire an old guy named Pedro to do it for me in the summers"... Eeek I'd die from embarrassment!
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rattusrattus
| 18
Who hires old Pedro to do it. Get a two-for-one with Pedro's hot grandson... mowed lawn and cute butt to oogle! [/perv]
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ravenxcorvinus
| 9
lmao! oh god, i think i have a tear *wipes corner of eye* anywho OP it could've been worse..
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grahambertus
| 11
If you're gonna complain about peoples problems, dont go on FML. It doesn't matter how much shit has happened to you, some people are just more emotionally affected by smaller things. I know my girlfriend was emotionally affected by my smaller thing...
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
Wtf are you on about 129? That didn't relate to anything at all? Except apparently your gf was emotionally scared by your small dick is all I got from that.
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IBelongToJeebus
| 0
129's picture was my reaction to his comment.
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raney150
| 0
Haha, just laugh it off OP. it's not that bad.
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cougarhunter308
| 4
Its sad how lazy that generation is getting
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FiasCudi
| 0
this should have 1 thumb down, but I was on a bus and I hit the wrong button. so... yeah
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silentbutfunny
| 0
Lazy? Or just plain weird. I wonder how people will find mates in 20 years.... Bird calls?
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1215116a
| 14
It's funny how you assume so quick. So what they're dad mows the (actually) lawn? My dad does, but other than that he is lazy! I don't, but I wash the dishes, sweep, mop, etc. So I'm not lazy for not mowing the law...
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dsbs
| 9
Yea I don't mow the law either
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HannahWho
| 8
Depending on how wild Op's lawn is... she might actually be very proactive.
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silentbutfunny
| 0
I was talking about the perv, his tactics of trying to pock up chicks are.... Weird
"Ooh, even better."?
If so... Leave that place.