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If you're gonna complain about peoples problems, dont go on FML. It doesn't matter how much shit has happened to you, some people are just more emotionally affected by smaller things. I know my girlfriend was emotionally affected by my smaller thing...
Wtf are you on about 129? That didn't relate to anything at all? Except apparently your gf was emotionally scared by your small dick is all I got from that.
Lazy? Or just plain weird. I wonder how people will find mates in 20 years.... Bird calls?
It's funny how you assume so quick. So what they're dad mows the (actually) lawn? My dad does, but other than that he is lazy! I don't, but I wash the dishes, sweep, mop, etc. So I'm not lazy for not mowing the law...
Yea I don't mow the law either
Depending on how wild Op's lawn is... she might actually be very proactive.
Was his reaction something like: "Ooh, even better."? If so... Leave that place.
At least you didn't say "no I let it grow wild"