Or delete his existance.

You should delete your comment…

As you do. I mean, who doesn't delete people's faces these days?

On the bright side, this happened in France, so "delete" would have no effect upon a French phone (and the chances of an English speaker pranking another English speaker are very slim anyway).

I had this happen once. Siri kept asking me "who the **** was that"... She can be jealous

Whoa didn't see you in a while ^ :)

YDI for using stupid gimmicky features.

Am I the only one with a voicemail that says "to undelete press 1" ?

#75 is a hermit shut-in who only has a piece of shit dinosaur desktop from the 90's who is amazed by new tech, only to be afraid by them. Like god-fearing people...

I'm God-fearing, religious, etc., and am a hardcore computer geek who is studying computer engineering. Don't clump us all in as the same thing.

THE_A_TEEN, shut up, you're always trolling. Religious people are scared of technology? That's not even a true stereotype

"Damn! Look @ bagginzy bag n em. Crazy ah mo fo tol u." Always I agree what he says to a point. A_Teen, I do not think you troll, all the time anyways, but lay off the man. 75 is a slice of cheese. It can't do much about it. Do you want to hurt its feelings, if it has any? It just typed up the sentence with its cheese hands, looks sorta like spongebob, and since it has no eyes it couldn't see what it was typing. It randomly put out that message. Why can't humans and cheese live in harmony now a days?

111 I only read your last sentence too... sorry. Couldn't resist the paradox.

op- was he a Cyberman?

119- then how did you know it was a paradox?

Lmao.. I just keep thinking of mikami from death note..

Omg! Couldn't. Stop. Laughing!!! xD

85- I used to respect you.

I think when THE_A_TEEN said "Like God-fearing people" he meant it in the sense of people love and worship God, only to fear him.

75 - Because using the features that are provided on our phones is stupid...

Yeeeeeesss!

Goddamn it, Siri.

why so serious?

43- you must be one of those "people" you speak about.

The person who did this to the OP is my idol.

Mine too

this is like the weirdest fml I've seen. like I don't even know how to react to that..

True....true...

Apology not accepted >:[

Forgive and forget…

Hahhaah good one dude

HETALLIAAAA YOUR FÛCKING AWESOME

Hetallia I have to ask. But is your FML name after a arabian milk sweet?? If so...god I love that stuff. Dx

5- I'm going to comment on this thread but I don't want to be thumbed down like the rest of them..

Good one trololololol

Hetalia is an anime. I don't get why 120 was thumbed down...

Holy crap.. All of us thumbed down excepted for the one that asked to not be..

ENGLAND! dont make me get germany on you!

Come at me bro.

Pffffft, that nazi?

141- hehehe that's cuz I'm special;)

Paaaaaaaaastaaaaaa

…aaaaannnnnnnnzzzzzzeeeeeeeerrrrr!

Weeeeeelllllllll thennnnn

Down-votes. Down-votes everywhere

My thoughts exactly... Or at least a swift unexpected kick to the shin on your way off the train.

I think the guy did it to be a jerk and rude.

lol people are such assholes theses days

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Ah, 5 beat me to it, sorry ):

Yoda?

An observant observation, you made.