Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, a voicemail suddenly appeared in my messages. Last week I missed a call from an Unknown caller, and no number was listed. Turns out they wanted to arrange an interview for a job I really wanted. They left a number in the voicemail, telling me to call them back that day if I was interested. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I was having trouble sleeping, and I was almost asleep when I got a call from one of those spam places. They left a voicemail, which I made the mistake of listening to. The voice was so slowed down, it was very creepy, especially late at night. I don't think I'll be sleeping at all tonight. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
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Top comments
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
You should have deleted his face!
kipfischer 11
That's hilarious
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17
You should have deleted his face!
VoteForTaco 8
Or delete his existance.
slitherbomb 0
You should delete your comment…
I_lost_the_game 25
As you do. I mean, who doesn't delete people's faces these days?
humorizer 14
On the bright side, this happened in France, so "delete" would have no effect upon a French phone (and the chances of an English speaker pranking another English speaker are very slim anyway).
enonymous 9
I had this happen once. Siri kept asking me "who the **** was that"... She can be jealous
VoteForTaco 8
Whoa didn't see you in a while ^ :)
NeatNit 33
YDI for using stupid gimmicky features.
DryHumor 4
Am I the only one with a voicemail that says "to undelete press 1" ?
THE_A_TEEN 28
#75 is a hermit shut-in who only has a piece of shit dinosaur desktop from the 90's who is amazed by new tech, only to be afraid by them. Like god-fearing people...
humorizer 14
I'm God-fearing, religious, etc., and am a hardcore computer geek who is studying computer engineering. Don't clump us all in as the same thing.
glenzhao2 16
THE_A_TEEN, shut up, you're always trolling. Religious people are scared of technology? That's not even a true stereotype
MrSassypants 34
"Damn! Look @ bagginzy bag n em. Crazy ah mo fo tol u." Always I agree what he says to a point. A_Teen, I do not think you troll, all the time anyways, but lay off the man. 75 is a slice of cheese. It can't do much about it. Do you want to hurt its feelings, if it has any? It just typed up the sentence with its cheese hands, looks sorta like spongebob, and since it has no eyes it couldn't see what it was typing. It randomly put out that message. Why can't humans and cheese live in harmony now a days?
MrSassypants 34
111 I only read your last sentence too... sorry. Couldn't resist the paradox.
DalekScythe 0
op- was he a Cyberman?
aceman1992 9
119- then how did you know it was a paradox?
Randuhh_17 4
Lmao.. I just keep thinking of mikami from death note..
rainydayz133 6
Omg! Couldn't. Stop. Laughing!!! xD
death_dolphin24 0
85- I used to respect you.
No_habla_espanol 11
I think when THE_A_TEEN said "Like God-fearing people" he meant it in the sense of people love and worship God, only to fear him.
Vernetto 8
75 - Because using the features that are provided on our phones is stupid...
laplander_fml 0
Noooooo
SillyFart 7
Yeeeeeesss!
Right_Click 12
Goddamn it, Siri.
kipfischer 11
That's hilarious
zuzupetalsYO 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No, it's creepy. People suck.
Captain0bv10us 0
why so serious?
graham11 14
43- you must be one of those "people" you speak about.
TheDog6 24
The person who did this to the OP is my idol.
omggtfomi 1
Mine too
ZXDriver 0
Maybe you had your volume up a little too high.
atownnnn 6
this is like the weirdest fml I've seen. like I don't even know how to react to that..
ATSViper 15
True....true...
HetaliaFreak 10
That was you? Sorry......
blondebrunette11 4
Apology not accepted >:[
blackstar994 5
Forgive and forget…
shizuma_fml 3
Hahhaah good one dude
lstrawberrycake 12
HETALLIAAAA YOUR FÛCKING AWESOME
Palirose 22
Hetallia I have to ask. But is your FML name after a arabian milk sweet?? If so...god I love that stuff. Dx
graham11 14
5- I'm going to comment on this thread but I don't want to be thumbed down like the rest of them..
mwmiller99 4
Good one trololololol
KailyKii 11
Hetalia is an anime. I don't get why 120 was thumbed down...
blondebrunette11 4
Holy crap.. All of us thumbed down excepted for the one that asked to not be..
suxs4ulol 22
ENGLAND! dont make me get germany on you!
broski4life 0
Come at me bro.
HetaliaFreak 10
Pffffft, that nazi?
graham11 14
141- hehehe that's cuz I'm special;)
noobgang7 5
Paaaaaaaaastaaaaaa
laden_swallow09 35
…aaaaannnnnnnnzzzzzzeeeeeeeerrrrr!
fleeper 13
Weeeeeelllllllll thennnnn
PrincessCastiel 27
Down-votes. Down-votes everywhere
PYLrulz 17
A broken jaw should cure that problem for him
Icejza_DaChilla 7
My thoughts exactly... Or at least a swift unexpected kick to the shin on your way off the train.
dumboears 8
That's rude. And a little weird..
soccerguy2 11
I think the guy did it to be a jerk and rude.
xiaoxaio 5
lol people are such assholes theses days
BayleeWasHere 1
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jrsylilballer6 7
sorry about that i was just trolling
jrsylilballer6 7
Ah, 5 beat me to it, sorry ):
Hyperion11 2
Hahaha trolled so hard.
idontknowyou123 0
Perfect timing, he had.
HetaliaFreak 10
Yoda?
graham11 14
An observant observation, you made.