Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, a voicemail suddenly appeared in my messages. Last week I missed a call from an Unknown caller, and no number was listed. Turns out they wanted to arrange an interview for a job I really wanted. They left a number in the voicemail, telling me to call them back that day if I was interested. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I was having trouble sleeping, and I was almost asleep when I got a call from one of those spam places. They left a voicemail, which I made the mistake of listening to. The voice was so slowed down, it was very creepy, especially late at night. I don't think I'll be sleeping at all tonight. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17
You should have deleted his face!
kipfischer 11
That's hilarious
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Comments (190)
doumtabarnack 12
You should have deleted him from the face of earth
reinmon88 0
Ive done that
bizarre_ftw 22
I hope you freaked out on the person until everyone around thought you were crazy and the jackass started crying
HogwartsDropout7 0
That's a better joke than casting Engorgio on someone's head.
Kylias 6
And that's when you turn around and put your knuckles up his nose, right?
Cirilia 4
What I don't understand is how he knew you were listening to a voicemail? Wouldn't it appear as though you were just talking on the phone?
simsimma88 0
Lmfao that's awesome
White_Knightspc 0
I'm more concerned about this apparent mind reader. Seriously, How did he know you were checking your Vmail?
CuteGinger 2
I wanted to make a Death Note comment, saw one person who did, and was like "Yeah, bitches!" and then I saw I clearly was beaten :(
PunkCupcake 12
Dang I was gonna put the death note comment too lol.
lalaland05 0
Hopefully it was nit an important message???