Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, a voicemail suddenly appeared in my messages. Last week I missed a call from an Unknown caller, and no number was listed. Turns out they wanted to arrange an interview for a job I really wanted. They left a number in the voicemail, telling me to call them back that day if I was interested. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I was having trouble sleeping, and I was almost asleep when I got a call from one of those spam places. They left a voicemail, which I made the mistake of listening to. The voice was so slowed down, it was very creepy, especially late at night. I don't think I'll be sleeping at all tonight. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
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Top comments
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
You should have deleted his face!
kipfischer 11
That's hilarious
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Comments (190)
perdix 31
Wait 'til Siri learns to kill. After all, she is HAL's daughter . . .
lstrawberrycake 12
It was mikimi! DEATHNOTE FANS WOOP
Linkerdoodles 15
Probably going to get thumbed down, but… WOOT! DEATH NOTE!
DKjazz 20
Delete, delete, delete. DELETE. DELETE. DELETE. That's what I thought, too, but I couldn't remember his name.
CuteGinger 2
DAMN! I go through all the comments checking to see if someone made that reference, and just when I think I can do it, you're here. *claps* Oh, and it's *Mikami.
ninjacapo 2
...win
dawhitekid15 0
u mad bro?
ManlyHotManlyMan 0
I can't wait for my sister to come home at Christmas so I can do this
Lexx_S18 0
I actually think that's pretty funny.
Firebalone 13
That really sucks! Although funny! But if your phone is an iPhone all deleted messages go into Deleted Messages at the bottom of all messages. You have to go into that to actually delete them from the phone or re-save it.
mrs_bruno_mars 14
That's actually quite humorous, unless the message was of high importance. If it was, FYL :(
Lookinforlove10 1
What a douche bag.
itsgen 16
haha that actually made laugh