By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
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BassGirl 5

shit happens

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MzMegs 20
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Disgusting. :(

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MzMegs 20
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Disgusting. :(

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daltreix 3

yum, that sounds tasty

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LightSkinFresh 0

did he die?

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12596 0
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he was either shitting or something just as strenuous

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Sayhwhat 0

yum

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YDI_S 0
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YDI for your dad getting a new phone and puting you on speed dial. You have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump.

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gopherguy 0

lmao 11

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8
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Is it just me, or are the trolls getting lazier and less creative around here? =

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MAGNAVOX 0

Isn't taking a shit normal?

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dreamering 16
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@56. Trolls are getting laid or getting a big dump. Either way they are justified. Wannabies suck anyway.

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dreamering 16
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By the way: How did he find out that the dump was monstrous? Did he hear a thunder or something?

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legonut6 0

Not trolling, but no one is forcing you to sit through listening to the whole voicemail, so YDI for listening to each one in full even when it was obvious that it was a useless voicemail.

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YouAlwaysDeserve_fml 0

Gg noob just leave u suck, u gav me first blood and now ur feeding? Lol i killed u as rhasta and ursa gg bily chendra(billypwnedyou) uswest. raped hard by girlsdontpoop u jewnoob

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stephanie0613 0

How is this a FML? You weren't forced to keep listening to each voicemail, erase them and move on with your life. Problem solved.

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my2centsworth 15

it's not just you.

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stephanie0613 0

I agree with 81, it's so dumb that my comment got moderated :(

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ugh_ppl_r_dumb 0
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Ew thats nasty:/

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sowhatursayingis 0

can ya smell me now?

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BassGirl 5

shit happens

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wtfurcrazy 0
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lol you're punny

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erwinbear 0
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guess OP's in a real shitty situation;P

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zp5 4

fuck.

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zp5 4

quite.

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Haterman123 0
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yea thumbs up If u like puns

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zp5 4

*clicks thumbs down*

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illegalnative 0
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-pushes easy botton- boohoo

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AlterCreed 0

pun.

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megamandude455 10

hey 49 

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Bloodknight 22
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Aww, somebody loves you!

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W4X 0
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So don't listen to voicemail from your dad.

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Jaguar1234 0
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that's greaaaaaaat

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marinus_fml 19
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Hahah your old man is pretty funny :) atleast you didn't accidently get one from him fucking a mistress? Why do you not answer your phons tho?

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Nerrage 0

Butt dialing! It happens, even when your pants are down! Be glad it wasn't another time when his pants were down while your mom was around!

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mintcar 9

Hahaha, oh dear.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

OP you should "accidentally" dial your dad when you're having sex.

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W4X 0
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Op can't get pussycats or if it's a girl than Moby Dick.

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DocBastard 38
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If anyone can translate this into English, please do so.

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W4X 0
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My comment or the post?

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illmatic2 16
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Doc- He was saying that the OP can't find any girls to have sex with. Or if the OP is a girl then she can't find any guys to have sex with. I'm good at speaking stupid.

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DocBastard 38
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Really? That's really what that meant? Double you tee eff.

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Kua_Mei 0
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W4X was using titles of books or (is Pussycats a book? I can't recall) other media similar to the slang words for "vagina" and "penis," respectively, to indicate sex.

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W4X 0
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my comment would get moderated if I said the word... Hopefully you people can read my language. <3

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abroms211 7
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ahh yuckk lol! that would definitely kill the mood though!

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