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Disgusting. :(
he was either ******** or something just as strenuous
YDI for your dad getting a new phone and puting you on speed dial. You have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump.
Is it just me, or are the trolls getting lazier and less creative around here? =
@56. Trolls are getting laid or getting a big dump. Either way they are justified. Wannabies suck anyway.
By the way: How did he find out that the dump was monstrous? Did he hear a thunder or something?
Amazing
Ew thats nasty:/
ya think?
lol you're punny
guess OP's in a real shitty situation;P
poop
indeed.
yea thumbs up If u like puns
-pushes easy botton- boohoo
Aww, somebody loves you!
So don't listen to voicemail from your dad.
that's greaaaaaaat
Hahah your old man is pretty funny :) atleast you didn't accidently get one from him ******* a mistress? Why do you not answer your phons tho?
Op can't get pussycats or if it's a girl than Moby Dick.
If anyone can translate this into English, please do so.
My comment or the post?
Doc- He was saying that the OP can't find any girls to have sex with. Or if the OP is a girl then she can't find any guys to have sex with. I'm good at speaking stupid.
Really? That's really what that meant? Double you tee eff.
W4X was using titles of books or (is Pussycats a book? I can't recall) other media similar to the slang words for "******" and "penis," respectively, to indicate sex.
my comment would get moderated if I said the word... Hopefully you people can read my language. <3
ahh yuckk lol! that would definitely kill the mood though!
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shit happens
Disgusting. :(